Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
Hisfav1 6
Lol my bf does that, but at least he's descreat about it :)
LovelyLadyFriend 9
Oh wow...what a terrible guy. Get rid of him, honey. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
A little discreet grab-ass in public can be fun, but ******-grabbing? Not so much. It sounds like you're dating a boy. Go get a man!
brat1995 2
My bf does that too he also grabs my ass and boobs as well. He waits till im talking to someone and grabs then in front of the other person
ItsudatsuJoki 1
I would do the same just to mess with you
Cynical_in_SK 6
Uhm dude...You spelled Rachael wrong. Unless it's Rachel...but even then it's still spelled wrong. Lol. I seriously doubt you're the OP's bf...but if you are then you're really in trouble now. Lol
allycool999 4
maybe he has turrets ?
stewy78 2
Poke him in the ass.
Raditude 0
Raechel? Sorry I forgot. i just like being affectionate. I don't mind if you grab my crotch in public.
TLCisme 0
I wish mine was getting that attention, lol. Maybe ask him to be a little more discreet of it, but don't shame it too much or he might get the idea that it's not ok to show his appreciation & excitement towards you.
loso86 2
Hehehe... U must have luvly vulva.