RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall
Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
DemCherries
Overland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Anonymous
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Horndog
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Top comments
princesspeachxox 18
Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)
riahlum 12
Tell him you hope he drops the soap
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Comments (108)
kikoma 32
Shouldn't he be ex boyfriend now?
devildog562 33
No no no . First conjugal visit sex and then fugitive sex before you break up. Jeeze what are you taught in school these days .
JMichael 26
If he's not then OP would be an idiot
IWishIWasObama 12
Nah, the OP just pulled a bait and switch on him.
iLOVEbbs78138 3
Exactly what I was thinking #1.
lokilives 6
Yes, but if she would have written "ex boyfriend" then we weren't gonna think it was her boyfriend in that moment
larsvH 14
Your ex now, I think?
mistress_paz 30
He should know better than to mess with an officer!
Jak0p 25
I don't think it was like "hey officer, I am going to **** that girl right here at the park. what 'ya gonna do?" Cops have some private life, too.
MrConcise 35
@11 - That's just foreplay.
Brandi_Faith 34
I think 3 means he should've known better than to cheat on someone who owns a gun. ;)
Colon_Man 17
That didn't stop one of my ex's, 76.
Badkarma4u 17
Apparently the problem was that he was messing with someone OTHER than an officer.
hammonds92 21
I wanna know more but I kinda don't...hell with it tell the rest
princesspeachxox 18
Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)
cheeeksss 29
My thoughts exactly. It would be my PLEASURE to arrest the fucktard.
ToxicTyrael 26
I would be more in a shock because I assume OP was called on duty or found them messing around. I think it will please OP in sone days when she thinks back.
Brandi_Faith 34
Those were my thoughts too. Although at the time op was probably too stunned & hurt to enjoy the moment. Op, relish in the thought that you got to do what many people who have been cheated on would love to do! Hope you banged his head on the way in the car.
BoredomIsReal 13
What if her boyfriend was trying to have sex with her and she realized they were in public
xluciferx666 21
That would be very awkward I imagine on the plus side you get the last laugh even though it's bittersweet
VibratingMeerkat 22
Sorry that you had to go through that, OP. Atleast you got to arrest him for it.
feven 32
I'm guessing he was doing it with someone else?
feven 32
Why can't you delete comments on FML?
Sandsh8rk 36
No shit he was, #8.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Because if you **** up, the FML staff makes sure you never live it down. Great observation, BTW.
meatloaf11 23
Is there a better way to get revenge than to arrest his ass?
ToxicTyrael 26
Cut his dick off and don't get caught?
blackbeltpsycho 16
Telling the officers in booking to do a full cavity search?
riahlum 12
Tell him you hope he drops the soap
interesting33 37
that sounds like hoping he would get raped - and no one deserves that, even if he cheated.
Badkarma4u 17
Hes not going to prison. He'll just pay a fine, if that. Come on. Snap back to reality.