Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
meintx 9
Time to start randomly cup checking him in public... And not gently. Or, stuff your pants and watch the expression on his face when he gets a unexpected handful. Lol
Egnar 19
Because that'll work - You'll totally embarrass him when he loudly exclaims "I don't remember you having a penis yesterday!" And by embarrass him I mean embarrass you more than him. . .
lizbiz5694 4
I had an ex who would constantly grab my butt in public. He'd do it every few minutes. I kept asking him to stop. A good slap in the face worked....for about five minutes. Guys who don't respect you don't deserve you. Make him your ex if he doesn't stop. That'll make him realize you were serious.
unmistakablyamaz 4
Pretty sure I would break up with a guy over that, also. Maybe not the first time, but, if I had just spent a few minutes explaining to him why it was wrong and then he tried again, despite everything I'd just explained, yeah. I would end it right there. It's called being mature and having respect for each other, and for yourself. Gosh, what the hell is wrong with people today?!
IndigoAcrylic 9
Uhm...wizard's sleeve ? LMFAOLMFO!! xD
zombiekitten87 12
If that had been me, I would have punched him the first time he did it. Betcha he wouldn't pull that again.
pinkspaceboundro 0
My ex girlfriend used to do this. Lol .. So I would wait until we were in the middle of doing something serious, grab her boob and walk off. Lol
professorR6 0
Not just inappropriate but also illegal.
ZielZone 4
And you're still dating the Douche bag???
twilightchaosh 6
Punch him when he does it
Egnar 19
Your boyfriend isn't a douchebag like most people suggest it sounds more like to me that he doesn't understand social norms and is oblivious of the world around him - Sounds to me like he has a screw loose somewhere and at the very least may be mildly autistic.