FML : Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly...

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Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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By dog got ur phone - / Sunday 7 May 2017 02:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7450389 - Sunday 7 May 2017 2:08

So, even your dog knows your taste in music is shit?

By yourwifelovesme | 24

#7450387 - Sunday 7 May 2017 2:06

Was it nickelback????

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By yourwifelovesme | 24

#7450387 - Sunday 7 May 2017 2:06

Was it nickelback????

By RichardPencil | 25

#7450389 - Sunday 7 May 2017 2:08

So, even your dog knows your taste in music is shit?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7450407 - Sunday 7 May 2017 4:32

Your dog wasn't jealous, she's a music critic!

By paravoz | 30

#7450424 - Sunday 7 May 2017 5:21

I think you should sue for the damage caused.

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Glowworm56 | 25

#7450622 - Sunday 7 May 2017 14:25

Sue a dog? What would you get in return? 20 million milkbones?

By Zanquis | 21

#7450491 - Sunday 7 May 2017 9:31

The dog was not jealous, your dog just think you taste in music stinks and is literally like shit.

By wickedgetz | 29

#7450557 - Sunday 7 May 2017 11:55

lmao... that is what you get for listening to shitty music

By Jorien Vanden Driessche | 3

#7450689 - Sunday 7 May 2017 17:22

so basically you just played crappy music and your dog got Taste! ?

By species4872 | 19

#7450719 - Sunday 7 May 2017 18:46

An apple a day keeps the dog on his toes.

By manofmerr | 27

#7450732 - Sunday 7 May 2017 19:20

Am i the only one who wants to see a picture with fml? or better still, a video? Than again, i suppose op is without a phone at the moment.

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manofmerr | 27

#7450733 - Sunday 7 May 2017 19:20

*with this

By JasonThorn | 14

#7451128 - Monday 8 May 2017 15:11

Lesson learned, I hope. To paraphrase an old line, anything's a chew toy to a dog if it's small enough.

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