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By DearLord - 03/04/2020 23:00 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML

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You deserved it 179

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:56 - United States - Camarillo

Spicy

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 542

You deserved it 2 450

By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 316

You deserved it 7 034

By Gothicbunnyx3 - 21/02/2012 01:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 715

You deserved it 5 692

You wanker

By dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 303

You deserved it 3 563

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Spicy

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 639

You deserved it 2 338

By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Spicy

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 763

You deserved it 885

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 102

You deserved it 2 791

By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Spicy

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 265

You deserved it 75 724

By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 117

You deserved it 2 877

Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Spicy

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 252

You deserved it 7 486

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Top comments

pjsr 32

Friday 3 April 2020 23:15

I think it’s time to explain to the police that your boss is committing a crime; and time to explain to HR that he is sexually harassing you. It’s not the first time it happened because you didn’t do anything the first time it happened. P.S. He already knew it was inappropriate. He just thought he could get away with it ...and he was right!

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 4 April 2020 3:49

What is he? THREE?! Anonymous tell his boss - if at possible ... else send an anonymous letter via USPS telling him of same and sign it with a female name(?). Good luck!

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pjsr 32

Friday 3 April 2020 23:15

I think it’s time to explain to the police that your boss is committing a crime; and time to explain to HR that he is sexually harassing you. It’s not the first time it happened because you didn’t do anything the first time it happened. P.S. He already knew it was inappropriate. He just thought he could get away with it ...and he was right!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 4 April 2020 1:28

Never explain anything to your boss. "Speaking truth to power" is a career-limiting move.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 8 April 2020 17:40

Is your boss Louis CK or Matt Lauer? More than one guy has lost his job because he thought it was okay to wank in front of his female employees. And isn't this the sort of thing guys should learn when they're teenagers?

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 4 April 2020 3:49

What is he? THREE?! Anonymous tell his boss - if at possible ... else send an anonymous letter via USPS telling him of same and sign it with a female name(?). Good luck!

sickerthanyou 13

Saturday 4 April 2020 7:22

Is your boss a horny teenage boy?

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 4 April 2020 8:02

Is this because he caught you masterbating somewhere you thought didn’t count as in public?

demix_fml 32

Saturday 4 April 2020 12:45

WT actual Cfku!

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Today, I am so sick and tired of watching my brother get everything he wants in life from being a bastard. He does everything I would consider bad and it’s made him rich and successful. I try and be a good person and all it got me is fired, and in danger of losing my car and house. FML

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Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML

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Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

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Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

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Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML

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Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

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