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By DearLord - 03/04/2020 23:00 - Canada

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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
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pjsr 32
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I think it’s time to explain to the police that your boss is committing a crime; and time to explain to HR that he is sexually harassing you. It’s not the first time it happened because you didn’t do anything the first time it happened. P.S. He already knew it was inappropriate. He just thought he could get away with it ...and he was right!

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jbuckets_404 38
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What is he? THREE?! Anonymous tell his boss - if at possible ... else send an anonymous letter via USPS telling him of same and sign it with a female name(?). Good luck!

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pjsr 32
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I think it’s time to explain to the police that your boss is committing a crime; and time to explain to HR that he is sexually harassing you. It’s not the first time it happened because you didn’t do anything the first time it happened. P.S. He already knew it was inappropriate. He just thought he could get away with it ...and he was right!

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RichardPencil 30
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Never explain anything to your boss. "Speaking truth to power" is a career-limiting move.

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DanielleinDC 32
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Is your boss Louis CK or Matt Lauer? More than one guy has lost his job because he thought it was okay to wank in front of his female employees. And isn't this the sort of thing guys should learn when they're teenagers?

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jbuckets_404 38
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What is he? THREE?! Anonymous tell his boss - if at possible ... else send an anonymous letter via USPS telling him of same and sign it with a female name(?). Good luck!

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sickerthanyou 13
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Is your boss a horny teenage boy?

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bloopaloop 27
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Is this because he caught you masterbating somewhere you thought didn’t count as in public?

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demix_fml 32
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WT actual Cfku!

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fireblazes 11
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Video it and send it to hr

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Nhayaa 21
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Is "video" now a verb? I know that english speakers tend to turn anything into a verb (like now you "google something") but I'm confused. There's already a verb for that and it's "to film". 🤔

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