FML : Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get...

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Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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By jina - / Wednesday 18 March 2009 03:48 / Korea Republic of

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By gqduck | 0

#39928 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:03

What is up with the gratuitous swearing at strangers on the phone? Who does that?

By XxGivesMEhellxX | 0

#39851 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:41

wasn't there just one like this with someones grandma having a stroke?

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By aqua__marine | 0

#39830 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:29

there's already been one like this?

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mcicycool | 0

#986193 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 5:39

I like the fact that the op censored only one of the curse words they used(:

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qwertyuiopdead | 0

#1046315 - Sunday 27 June 2010 21:03

he was so pissed afterwards he ate a dog

By neonoodle | 0

#39839 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:35

anger management.

By XxGivesMEhellxX | 0

#39851 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:41

wasn't there just one like this with someones grandma having a stroke?

By Jimboom | 11

#39856 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:46

I'd watch out. She might have asked her husband to get god to smite you.

By 0 | 3

#39879 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:10

I think you ripped this from a recent FML...

By GameRater01 | 0

#39896 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:29

Sounds like someone is going to confession soon.

By lol_everyday | 0

#39899 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:33

you can show your anger out by not cursing you know......

By bitchplease69_fml | 0

#39902 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:36

I don't go to church so I don't really care. There's other churches so just go to another one.

By ohboyscott | 0

#39916 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:46

this is not a fucking fml FUCKER

By gqduck | 0

#39928 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:03

What is up with the gratuitous swearing at strangers on the phone? Who does that?

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