there's already been one like this?

I like the fact that the op censored only one of the curse words they used(:

he was so pissed afterwards he ate a dog

anger management.

wasn't there just one like this with someones grandma having a stroke?

I'd watch out. She might have asked her husband to get god to smite you.

I think you ripped this from a recent FML...

Sounds like someone is going to confession soon.

you can show your anger out by not cursing you know......

I don't go to church so I don't really care. There's other churches so just go to another one.

this is not a fucking fml FUCKER

What is up with the gratuitous swearing at strangers on the phone? Who does that?