Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
creedaddict 9
My boyfriend does that yo my boobs in public
JonnyRingo 0
I see no problem with this. I do it all the time to my wife, and of course i get in trouble. But she still likes it I think .....she always smiles when i do it.
smgboo 0
I have the same problem...
poostool 5
Sometimes I grab my girlfriends pubic mound in public. Does this mean I have social downs syndrome?
itsasadstory 0
oh my god is his name cody Wallace??! if not I bet they are BEST friends!
Calyx_fml 22
He has a public sex fettish. Find somewhere discrete like a bookstore aisle and let him finger you. He'll love you forever.
momo1972 3
My wife wants me to you if you Would you explain it to me too?
Bluemonster3 26
Next time he does it, pretend you are not together and shout pervert.
ireallydonotcare 0
Well, it is Tuesday
badactor009 0
He has no respect for you. He never will. You know what to do.
brainstorm23 0
My ex said the same thing an yet she always put her hands in my pants damn females and there double standards