Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
E_ve 9
My ex did that all the damn time! The only solution I found effective was to grab his balls, squeeze and violently hiss in his ears that if he ever did it again, the balls were coming off... Worked like a charm, good luck hon ;)
jizzwold 21
It's ok to hit a women when she threatens your balls. I hope you are aware.
badactor009 0
My kinda girl.
kawaiisakura 12
If he's sexually harassing her, it's pretty much for defense. If the guy hit me after that, I'd destroy his balls
duckman9 55
And you still call him your bf??
Enslaved 38
Wow what a list! And if pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, then why is it shaped like a taco?!
bevsta 7
Lol I do it all the time. But you have to do it discreetly lol
skyeblue82 5
fyl...but if you stay with him after this then anything else ydi
underguarded 20
That's not too bad OP. My boyfriend tries to fondle anything he sees when my parents are in the same room. ****** grabbing meet social awkward family fondle.
justagimmick 8
How disrespectful! There are certain boundaries that need to be respected in public...break up with him!
Rwcrazy 0
Why.. Maybe he likes grabbing it, just let him..
morejuana 0
hahahahaha my boyfriend does this all the time, mainly because he finds it funny when I get all embarrassed and look around to see if anyone saw
aali12 7
Guys... They just don't listen tsk tsk
KaelaKhaotic 5
Grab his junk in public, then scream "LOOK WHAT I GOT!" X]