SK8 OR DIE

By TeenaIs - 25/10/2019 16:00

Today, I asked a random guy at the skate park if he knew anyone who could sell me some weed. Turns out he was a parole officer. FML
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Well, he probably did know a guy who could sell you weed.

Stupid is as stupid does

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Stupid is as stupid does

The fact that you even did that… *sigh*. Well, at least you didn’t say YOUR Parole Officer.

Yeahhh it’s never a good idea to ask random strangers for something illegal. YDI

what are you, 12?

Well, he probably did know a guy who could sell you weed.

Mungolikecandy 19

It takes a new type of dumb to randomly ask someone to point them towards drugs without knowing who they are.

So, did he hook you up with a good one?

That reminds me of the time I asked some random guy at the bar if he knew a good hitman. He didn't, but turns out his brother was a cop who was able to name a few.

Yeah, an adult at a skate park, nothing suspicious about that dude.

Do you not know who Tony Hawk is?

Uhm what? It's 2019 skating has been a thing since the 80s. Acting like it's weird for an adult to be at a Skatepark is like acting like it's weird for a bunch of adults to be at the football field watching a bunch of other adults play a game. People don't drop hobbies and interests when they become adults.