It takes skills to be able to do that.

I was thinking the same thing! Aren't they about 4 1/2 - 5 ft tall? That really sucks OP, I can't even imagine the smell...actually I don't want to I can barely take out the trash it smells horrendous.

Perhaps Garbage Man Junior pushed him in.

Or perhaps where he exits work is somehow elevated above the gabage container, which would make it easy to fall in.

I don't see how that could happen...

Your picture is so cute! :)

I saw ur pic on my friends profile... So it's not urs

You forgot the word "stanky" somewhere in that sentence.

IAmScrubs, you never disappoint. :)

Its actually Walk yo stanky ass home

That's even more stanky.

Axe wouldn't get rid of the smell, just mix with that stanky garbage smell. So it would even smell more skanky.

I KNOW YOU NOT TOUCHING MY MANNEQUIN!

fishing for what was left of someone's BLT Footlong - gotta save that 5 bucks for smokes

How could you possibly know it was 6 feet tall? Also, It might not have been a dumpster at all.

Ive never seen one of the FML team comment before lol

NOTHING smells worse than New Jersey

Literally

Pun intended ???

The OP is named Antonio, so unless the bus driver is into moobs, your thesis is invalid.

Who isn't into moobs?

Me.