Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
juliushater 12
He`s simply reminding you why he is with you, for your ****** !!!!
K_kanaka 26
Start screaming and crying rape in public when he touches you again. That will make him think twice
Cinn_fml 23
He might've done it a second time because he thought it was funny and then intended to not do it after once you'd told him it was inappropriate. The real question is why he thought it was appropriate in the first place and whether or not he's done it again... If he genuinely doesn't seem to get it now you've told him, I don't think he's ever gonna get it.
DavidLR 0
No shit Sherlock
Cinn_fml 23
Yes, because you were so insightful.
RainbowHeadache 2
Calm down. He's a vag grabber not a serial axe murderer. No need to overanalyze. Some guys are just immature & like touching things they know they shouldn't in public. It's probably that simple. Lol
Cinn_fml 23
I am calm, I am calmly over-analysing anything I feel the need to do so. And ok, I'll give you that, he might just like to go for stuff he knows he's not supposed to. But surely if the OP's outlined why not to - probably because she feels uncomfortable with it - he shouldn't carry on doing it. Obviously once could just be a bit of a joke.
dmw25 0
Just stop, your making this website boring.
jizzwold 21
I think they are insulting you for being too smart.
Cinn_fml 23
Dmw25 - *you're. And really? An insignificant amount of comments compared to the size of this website makes it boring? Wow... Jizzwold - Yeah, apparently this being the internet means that it's socially unacceptable to use one's brain. But I don't think I'm the only one who likes to buck that trend. :)
Flamedude101 4
ok how about this you tell hom to stop otherwise youll sue him for sexual harrassment in public that oughta shut him up or dump him which i think would be better for the both of you
monagro 22
He probably did it again because he resented you telling him off.
wellinever 5
Ask him if it would make things easier for him if you wore a short skirt and no pants in public. If he still doesn't catch on get rid.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Tell him you have a serious case of crabs.
mk58 31
No, I think OP should say she has blue waffle just for the imagery.
Jimboom 12
The only cure for that kind of stupidity/insensitivity is a blunt object to the back of the head and a shovel... either that or castration so that his DNA doesn't spread
xcarxcrashx 9
Listen no one liked it when you posted this in a reply. Posting it on it's only doesn't suddenly make it funny.
manda_rawrz 4
ha, my boyfriend does that to me all the time.(:
fleg 9
Mine too, and he also doesn't seem to understand why it's inappropriate. His excuse is always "but no one's looking!" It's annoying, but honestly I don't see it as grounds for breaking up like everyone says.
Cinn_fml 23
I think it's more the attitude could imply that the boyfriend only wants her for her body/sex. Whereas in his mind he could just be being playful or something.
Yodaevil 4
It's a playful thing, sexually playful. And he's not embarrassed to show anyone and everyone that "this is my girl, I love her!" and "no one else catches my eye, and my desire like this person" fell lucky ladies, alot of men don't want women to know they are committed... :)
zombiekitten87 12
88- nothing about that spells out 'love' or 'commitment.' what it actually says, especially since it's been more than once and after he was asked not to, is that he's a disrespectful pig.
SteelCladAngel 0
A simple arm around the waist or hand in butt pocket would be fine, or even a kiss can show 'she's my girlfriend! I'm not afraid to show that I'm with her' I'd slap my husband if he was ever enough of a pig to grab at my ****** in public, and I have slapped former boyfriends when they did this. It's disrespectful, plain and simple....
jizzwold 21
I don't really see it as disrespectful I just think it's embarrassing that's really the only reason I wouldn't do that
xcarxcrashx 9
88 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! What a lame excuse! There are about a million more ways to prove your love then GRABBING HER VAJ IN PUBLIC! I can't believe that you see it as a kind of affection. At home is one thing but in public no way.
Noelle282 8
Haha mine too but he tries to hide it
krez 20
Sounds like a real winner! I suggest you two reproduce as much as possible.