By pea - 12/09/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
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savagearmz 6

Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss


Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss

Damn_Hippster 11

No, some people are just stupid, it's the sad truth

llamalpaca382 13

He could deliver a message to her after hours, free of charge.

Well, one thing is for sure: Either OP or the customer is mentally challenged. I think it is the customer. At least OP can work a keyboard.

Did it not occur to anyone else that perhaps the lady wanted to place an order and not wait there and instead have them deliver it when it's done?

savagearmz 6
FYLDeep 25

How can your people skills be horrible if you don't have any?

Just shut up and deliver her her damn pizza (: right into her bitchy little face... Just kidding, customers always right, and she sounds nice so be nice op :D

CommonSenseKarma 17

If we're playing eye-for-an-eye here, then I would say her kids are ugly AF.

missyj0 12

Some people just aren't the brightest, OP.

overthelimit 3

Nah. The sad thing is you have to make them believe they are. Damn stupid customers...

Well, you do. Otherwise you'd have been able to convince her that she couldn't use it.

But you're making the assumption that this lady can actually think. Some people are just too stupid to persuade.

hebron77 0

And some people have good people skills, they're just not good at explaining things.

At least she didn't tell you you need Jesus.

Jesus teaches people skills classes down the community centre.

It's obvious they meant Jesus De La Fuente down at the local Community Center ;)

I obviously was referring to the 4th FML down on the Most Recent page. You, my good people, are not pro FML readers.

And? That lost its comedic value years ago.

Sesh54 7

It probably was the same woman

correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the free delivery coupon make the cost of delivering to her house free, not the pizza. if that's the case, you should've taken the coupon and delivered it for free to her while she in the store

Yep. I was thinking the same thing. And what kind of pizza place do you work at? Every pizza place that I know of (that offers delivery in the first place) has free delivery anyways! No effing way in heck am I paying a delivery fee!

a lot have a delivering fee the just assume you'll tip slightly more than u usually would

xMeganMayhem 6

29 - I don't know of any pizza place that doesn't have a delivery fee. I worked at Pizza Hut, and they charged about two dollars and fifty cents for delivery, which is included in your final total. It's not like we told every single customer that there was a charge (unless they asked for a breakdown of the price, of course). I really thought it was common knowledge that there is a fee for having someone deliver your food to you... Guess not?

free2speak 14

exactly what i was thinking! and to the comment above, we order pizza from Dominos all the time and never pay a delivery fee. I thought majority of pizza places have free deliver as long as you meet the minimum order requirement.

arello10 0

that's exactly what I was thinking

I'm feeling a sense of Deja vu with these moronic customer FMLs...

VicmahnFml 0

I mean she's saving your driver gas.... U should just give her the friggin pizza

Do you always expect people to give you free handouts?

1215116a 14

I don't think you get the point. -_- Listen, the customer is being stupid and arguing with Op that she can use a delivery coupon when she's at the place instead of delivering from home. Then when he tries to explain that it can only be used for delivery, she goes and becomes an idiot again and tells him he doesn't have 'social skills'. Got it? Now wouldn't you be frustrated?