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By pea - 12/09/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

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By MEW - 21/09/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2018 15:00

Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

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By pizza girl - 30/08/2013 04:33 - United States - Nettleton

Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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By Madokami - 30/01/2017 11:37 - United States - Kingston

Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML

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Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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savagearmz 6

Monday 12 September 2011 23:00

SHE has horrible people skills

FML_accounT123 5

Monday 12 September 2011 22:58

Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss

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sugarkiller_fml 6

Monday 12 September 2011 23:34

Yes you do.

newjerseyguy 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:44

That my friends is why today's society is in such sad shape. Way to many uneducated morons out and about.

Garytt 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:47

I dont understand the "had a lady come in" part

BiBiKitty_fml 2

Monday 12 September 2011 23:47

Why doesn't she just stay home and cook.

dreamering 16

Monday 12 September 2011 23:48

You too need Jesus

kathuzada 6

Monday 12 September 2011 23:57

Ask for her address and send the pizza there

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:01

She wanted to company to pay for the gas it takes for her to get home. Duh. Lol

megapeyt 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:04

She can move to the top of the class!

Crazyazman 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:04

Customers are idiots

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:10

I'm pretty sure you are also a customer.

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:41

Nope, he's an alchemist. ;)

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:16

Why you crying? Kick her out your shop...

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Same thing different taste

Frustration level: infinity

Nice try, Karen

Pizzzaaaaaaa

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