Who told whom to "suck it up?" The kids should be sucking up the floor pizza. During a pandemic, the Five-Second Rule is suspended because any "germs" that come from the floor are nothing compared to the virus. I'll bet you got a generous tip for that delivery!

You’d be stupid NOT to suck it up! I heard sucking floor pizza is actually the real cure to the completely fake virus, that the Chinese created, that isn’t that bad, but is also a superweapon developed by the US government to exterminate the masses, and is part of a major false flag operation to control us/kill us/give us 5G nanobots/help the illegals take over/give the minorities more rights/take our guns/abort baby eagle fetuses. Also, gas prices went up and it’s super obvi Biden’s fault. Anyone who doesn’t believe this is a stupid woke SJW SNOWFLAKE SHEEP.