Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
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Top comments
hanfan79 0
I'm confused.... why do you share a car with your roommate?
XxKeLs3yxX 0
stop complaining! it couldve been a lot more than just $35. This isn't really a FML
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Comments (84)
BlueTwist89 0
Lol, YDI.
Guerilla8 0
$35 bucks isn't that bad. Especially of your friend is cool enough to split with you.
Xuphra 0
Nice...
luda111b 0
the DMV sucks. fyl
DGross 8
At least you didn't get your nuts stolen or come back 2 minutes later to a car with broken windows... not an FML over $35
farsidee 0
what was it for?
cokeorpepsi 0
lately the fml's have been gay
adriana012 0
^ i agree !
pwnage7 0
first
iSitt 0
your next fml will be about how your roomate abuses rhe car and won't pay his fair share of fees
Ajjas013 6
Then he takes your shoes.
medotcom 0
How is this a FML? It's not that bad.
ElMetalero 0
#28 I'm so sorry for ur loss. I know where u can get puppies that are trained to self defend against hawks. they are also skilled snipers and have awesome computer hacking skills
connor6982 0
nice should have paid more atenton
Ms_Jessie22 8
^ This. It's called Murphy's Law sweetie.
taniamw 9
$35? In Australia, Sydney our lowest parking fine costs about $90!
ajthere4u 0
not that much of an fml dude
afatmonkey 0
No, this type of thing makes me feel sad. One time I went to by a puppy, and right as I handed the guy the check, a giant hawk swooped down and flew away with my puppy.
AndreaHaha 0
damn haha ydi pay up (:
samham12345 3
I feel bad afatmonkey.... Fyl
sillypants2016 1
umm now your just being stupid because a hawk would never do that especially in a building
medotcom 0
I feel sorry for you comment 28 (afatmonkey). that sucks
natepyron 0
hawks do do that and a lot of dogs are purchased outside or it could have on her way back to the car. I still don't believe her though
beccaishereyay 11
I don't think it's FML lol. it's more a stupidity thing. irony just bit you in the ass
beccaishereyay 11
I don't think this is an FML. More like just a stupidity thing. Irony just bit you in the ass.
katmandont 0
#28 That would have made a better FML. Did you post it?
9echo 17
Call in the Army, boys, before this area gets out of control! The stupidity is too much for the populace to handle all at once!
jklonm2 0
2nd and you guys deserved it
nolasaints 0
you're 3rd idiot
WordsOfHope 0
fail
peace7love2FML 0
well he kind of is 2nd becuz there isn't a second post
missylewisasa 0
idiot
jmaster123 0
Ydi for being a woman
rohosoccer08 1
it's only 35$ if you split it you can make it only $17.50
woofis 0
I love irony
xxbananamagic 0
yeah $35 isn't bad
RaWriTbEkElliE 0
agreed. split it in half :]
dreamh20_fml 0
fyl...
crazeelife12 0
a whole 35 bucks oh my god!
medotcom 0
lol
torrea 19
Idk about you but $35 isn't like $1 to me.
mylifeisover1305 0
mmmkay if it was like a 300$ Ticket and ur tires were stolen it would be and fml and if ur buddy did not split it with uq