Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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catchyscreename 0
Oh. DAMN you totally walked into that one.
andyn 0
YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.
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kriszillaaaa 0
aww :( but ill be honest i totally LOLed
L4m3r 3
YDI for liking shitty music.
byaaah 0
lmaoo YDI for listening to jock rock and then posting it on your facebook... if you're gonna use lyrics try to make them deep... also, clitoral stimulation often helps. don't be afraid to use your hands.
uguysareidiots 0
...annd for being pathetic in bed
nrc 0
How 'bout posting a joke instead? People love jokes! Then people will "like" it with you!
wowthanks123 0
Oh man that must have made it worse. If she dumped u then she should just leave u alone instead of insulting you. I hate when exes do that. It's like u broke my heart so why do u need to make it worse on me. I feel for u :(
ogiantmanz 0
YDI, like a lot of people are saying, for listening to the worst music. lame.
djb23 0
mannn **** you guys I like that song ill admit it
bffsaslut2 0
HAHAHAHAHA! that's hilarious, but i am sorry for her breaking up with you. Lol
kukopia 0
YDI for publishing your personal emotions on a medium you share with the whole world, including your parents. YDI for not considering something might go wrong. YDI for not giving her an O.