There is no better bonding time than bathing nude with you soon to be , creeper, step son.

What..?

I fail to see how you made that connection.

Wait wait, I think I see how ogatasan came to that conclusion. He's assuming that...um, wait, no that's not it. He's saying...uh... Oh **** it. Just moderate and sodomise the idiot already. Not necessarily in that order

Look at the icon next to OP's name. It's clearly a dude. I'm allowed to assume what I want when the poster fails to specify their gender. Besides, it's funnier this way. I think it's funny because I'm a complete moron who has never touched a lady's bits. I have issues with my own sexuality.

47-Notice the lack of an icon next to OP's name. Unless you're high on shrooms, there is nothing there. The 'icon' you're probably referring to indicates the FML falls under the Kids category.

Serial killers and creeps come from hetero parents too, your point is?

I didn't know "Anonymous" was a guys name. All this time I thought my "Anonymous" stalker was a woman. Time to change my locks.

47- Wow. Even if OP was a male, that shouldn't mean same-sex marriage shouldn't be allowed. One bad apple doesn't need to spoil the whole bunch. And remember what they say about assuming. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and, well, not me this time. It's just you.

47- Sounds personal.

47 for some reason i imagined OP being a guy too, mostly because it's funny that way and more awkward.

If its a girl though, I think that is funnier

Rub a dub dub in the tub tub tub! But in all honesty, the kid is 13, he's coming into puberty, and his dad is remarrying, so he already has a mom, and he sees this woman as an attractive woman. His penis takes over his mind, and all guys have done this, and thinks "gee, why not ask?" and so he asks. He probably feels like an idiot for asking, but you (op) should still be a parent, since your going to be his step mom, and sit down with him and tell him why it was wrong. If your not at least going to do that, you might as well have jumped in the tub with him. He will be peaking at you in the nude if you don't talk to him.

Take it as a compliment, OP. This is proof you're probably a MILF.

I don't see any confirmation in this FML that the OP is a woman, but I'm gonna choose to believe she is and she's damn fine.

Peeking- def. - slipping a look at something. Peaking- def. - reaching the top of something.

OP being a women never crossed my mind while reading this lol. But ya that definently makes way more sense

I read a "comic" like that

lol I read it and thought of a man this makes a little more sense but still freaky

I read this in a Cleveland voice; that sounds like something he would say. Didn't Jr. have a crush on his stepmom Roberta in one episode?

He and his father have the same taste in women

He's male.

24, It says no where in the FML that OP is male.

His stepmom is Donna not Roberta. He does have a crush on both of them at some point in the show though. That's one messed up kid!

ColdplaySucks - I think perdix was referring to the son who, if my anatomy courses taught me anything, is male.

#42, I wasn't referring to OP but the 13-year-odl stepson, and I wasn't replying to the original FML, I was answering comment #2. I address the issue of the OP's gender ambiguity in #12. perdix ain't no fool! ;)

No one claimed OP was male. It's the 13 year old step SON that's male.

Whats wrong with you? Your picture is a generation 3 pony.

#44 thanks, I'm glad you could pop your commenting cherry on correcting my comment. Honest mistake, sorry guys.

42 it says soon to be step son. -.- Edit I didn't read the other comments!

Stepson...

Actually it does. "Soon-to-be stepson, 13,.... Edit I didn't read the rest of the comments.

What do you mean what's Wrong with him? He's 13! He wants to see him some boobies.

In response to an earlier reply, Roberta is Cleveland Junior's step sister.

He wants to be a step mother ******?

He's a 13-year old boy. By definition he's the exact opposite of mature.

If he's thirteen, he should already understand that what he is requesting is wrong and why.

Lonkite, I was going to ask if you were mature at thirteen. But then I realized that you still are thirteen. Maybe that's why you can't see how immature the vast majority of thirteen year old boys are. Well, I'm only fourteen, so I can't tell you too much.

Almost everyone is immature, as they grow up they just learn how to hide it better. ;P

At least they're mature enough to make a suggestion, as you sit there and criticize them for being 13. #69 you're not so mature either. Your comment isn't a suggestion it's a ridicule for immature 13yr olds.

DocBastard- I'm only thirteen but I can partake in reasoning and defend my own thoughts with valid arguments. OP's stepson is obviously just a few fries short of a happy meal.

120- What Doc is referring to is that most 13 year old boys are immature, and for the most part they definitely are. And, am I the only one that thinks the step son is just trying to get a rise out of OP?

Prolux - Congratulations, you're clearly brighter (and much more eloquent) than the average 13-year old. Unfortunately you're still only 13 and you have a long way to go. I don't mean that to sound condescending, but it's the truth. I was mature for my age too, and at the time I may have considered myself mature. Looking back though, I was still just a dumb kid...just a little less dumb than most.

I do too

Haha nevershoutkendal nice play... I really have to give you your props. And you're right, except EVERYONE is immature at 13. Even girls- just a different type of immature.

109- By the way you type, you don't sound much older than I am. I stated that I was only fourteen, so I couldn't say much. I didn't say Lonkite was immature. Jeez, you were even too lazy to spell out the word "year".

Was or still am?

Nevershoutkendal 1. I picked up on what you Said as implying he was, I understand you are 14, but by stating "I was gonna ask you if you were mature when you were 13, but then realize you were." seems like an implication of calling him immature. Sorry you took offense. I don't have to type "year" after 13 in my sentence because of how it is written, not lazy, it's proper grammar- just shortened. 3. If you're 14, I have 8 years on you. I am much older, you do type proper, unlike most 14 year olds who type with short cuts and a lot of abbreviations. I was saying you had a good comeback and a compliment on what you had said, but your immaturity got the best of you and you decided to get defensive and throw insults my way. Last but not least, you were too lazy to put "year" after thirteen or fourteen. So don't talk about lazy typing :)

Also talking about lazy, if you had checked my profile, you wouldn't have to question my age. Guess you were too lazy for that too :)

There's no such thing as a mature 13 year old male

Are you saying that because he's 13 he's automatically immature? Or that because he's 13 he should know better?

OP might be male.

Something tells me that a 13 year old wouldn't wanna take a bath with his father...

That's some Jerry springer shit

Easier to go with "BITCH YOURE NOT GETTING ****", or yeah... Just make him clean.

That's just plain weird 26.

Is OP a man or woman? The answer to this question can make the whole situation even creepier

Oh yes because saying " I don't love you" will make it better. How about counseling and boundaries.

Someone has no sense of humor....

Why do people insist upon using the word "of" in place of "have" ?

I don't know proper grammar I'm a pre school dropout sorry.

The original commenter did use correct grammar in the case of "should've", but then they didn't the next time. How peculiar.

49 - because people say "woulda" and "would've" out loud which sounds a lot more like "would of" than "would have". So people type how they're used to saying it, rather than how it's properly spelled. And some probably don't realize there's a difference. Not that hard to figure out buddy.

simonsaysYDI - Haven't you ever heard of a rhetorical question?

That doesn't mean it's correct.

I'm 13 bro calm down.

Bro, my daughter is 5 and knows that "would of" is wrong. Instead of making stupid excuses, try learning something so you don't repeat the same mistake.

Man DocBastard... We need more people like you around here...

Who cares? We're online, not writing an English paper.

check for hidden cameras too.

Why does a teenage boy wanting to see a possibly attractive woman naked make him creepy? Really, when did that stop being normal? >__>

82 - When said woman technically become his stepmom.

That sssssoundssss about right. Sssstay away from creeperssssssss.

He's been creepin' since the age of 5!

You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads and saw my little ass creepin' at the foot of the bed.

lol 91 I didn't know my stepmom AT ALL when she married my dad, there was no feeling that she was family, or a parental figure. To OPs soon to be stepson It's likely enough that she's practically a stranger. *Almost* being his stepmom doesn't really mean anything. Not saying the kid doesn't need to be told that's inappropriate, but it doesn't mean he's a creeper.

He wants to see boobs, he's 13 and it's not his real mom. He's not a creeper.

13 is a teenager? More like preteen

156- Read aloud what you just said. You're trying to tell us that a thirTEEN year old is not a teenager. I'm no analyst of the English language, but I think you missed something there.

That was a great comment. (enter sarcasm here)

If it isn't clear that you're being sarcastic, you're doing it wrong.

We really need a sarcasm font on here.

How do you know Op isn't male and it's not the mother the son is with?

What is the difference?

Oh sorry I got confused :P Mom/dad***

HE'S 13!!!!