By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 915
You deserved it 24 118

Same thing different taste

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YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.


No he didn't. Maybe if his ex would have communicated during sex she could have gotten an ******. I ******* hate how girls just expect mind-blowing sex without wanting to work for it. Lying on the bed like a dead fish isn't going to be something that always makes you have an ******.

Way to assume. For all you know, she gave him instructions, books, incentive, and everything else to help him give her an ****** and he just failed. That, or it may have been a case where she just used the opportunity to insult him, regardless of how truthful the insult was.

Agreed. Wah wah wah my girlfriend dumped me and now it's time to be an emo twat for the whole of facebook to see. You might as well have just posted: "lyk plzz comment my status and leave commentsssssss saying how awsum i am so i kan feel better about my sad pathetic life" Oh but your girlfriend sounds awesome. Props to her for dumping your sorry ass.

7, 13, and 69 all make valid points, in my opinion. He said it was a horrible break up - maybe he WAS trying to please her, but couldn't because she wouldn't communicate? Or maybe just in general he just couldn't get it, help or no help. Or, maybe she was being a bitch and was lying, a low-blow. Also, of course for whining on the Internet about it, that's a pretty twat thing to do, he deserves it for expecting sympathy. Too many people go "I'M A BAD PERSON" and expect people to say the opposite and cheer them up. Just say "I feel bad, cheer me up?" to some friends, jeez.

shes a bitch. ok fine break up with him. but you dont have to be a bitch to him afterwards.

i like how an FML can cause so much debate about a man's ability to please his sexual partners haha why are you people interested in a strangers sex life, i bet the OPs reyt embarassed, the poor sod or is this how you guys get your jollies?? err.

dorworters 9

yeah, really. all they have to do is look good and they expect us to work hard, and get pissy when its not perfect

Not being able to satisfy a woman is surely one of the worts things ever for a man... you'll have to 'practice' more if you want to not let such things happen again...

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Agreed, YDI for listening to Blue October

cpatrick820 3

Saw Blue October in concert (D-Fest, i didn't go for them). After Seeing them, I have to say OP deserves it...

You're a moron. Blue October is awesome.. Not to mention very helpful to anyone who suffers from major depressive episodes. So FYL for being stupid.

car8o8line 5

Since you can recognize it... U do too

Elovena 9

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

DarkSaul 20
goq0123 6

Facebook? Song lyrics? This is barely acceptable if you're twelve.

FML858 0

Dear Douchebag, I love how you think 12 year olds are innocent an immature.We're nothing like that. Douchebag. sincerly, a twelve year old.

imapyro1996 4

Dear 12 year old When we all were 12 we had this crazy thing called respect and we weren't a bunch of little ***** with no manners

Lololol I can't wait for you to grow up and look back on all the things you said on the Internet. :)

Correction "sincerely, a twleve year old with a justin bieber propic"

Dear 12 year old, this site contains content unsuitable for someone your age. Get off and go do your chores.

Sunako_fml 9

i don't think he expected that his ex would reply to that fb status. she stayed with you for 2 years and NOW she broke up with you because you couldn't pleasure her? that sounds like such bs. she's a bitch. be happy that she's your ex.

It never said she broke up with him cause of that. It could have been for different reasons. She's just adding insult to injury on Facebook. Which is pretty funny, if you ask me. :x

but even if she's doing it to add insult to injury, he is still better off, because she has got to be a royal bitch to do that - assuming that he wasn't an asshole to her prior.

grimmelok 0

You kind of deserve it for being emo. I hate it when people post lyrics as statuses -_-

kattylizbeth 19

Just because you post song lyrics doesn't mean you're ******* emo. Being "emo" involves a little bit more than writing depressing Blue October lyrics on a social networking sight. I write song lyrics all the time... Wanna call me emo too, because I wrote a bit of Taylor Swift on there? Didn't think so.

angryseatroll 5

Aw. I'm sorry. Thats horrible! :( Your Ex is a bitch and you deserve better. And as for your friends. Well they can go f them selves. Who like that kind of status.