Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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catchyscreename 0
Oh. DAMN you totally walked into that one.
andyn 0
YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.
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Comments (233)
skullbuster 0
Again, if you include the term "Facebook" in any part of your FML, I am 99% certain that you deserved what happened. The oversharing that occurs daily on Facebook is so completely inappropriate - parents, siblings, extended family, friends, lovers, frenemies, people you haven't spoken to or given a shit about in years - all coming together to feed on the information you post...it's gross and YDI you ******* tool!
halibride 0
I'm surprised nobody has brought up that when you "like" someone's status, it doesn't mean you like the comments. Maybe your mom was actually cheering you on. You can't "like" a comment.
kangaroo62 2
YDI for adding your mom on facebook. loser
deaditegirl 0
YDI for whining on Facebook, adding your mom on Facebook, and sucking in bed.
wonderless 0
Hahahahahaha ...ha
HumansSuck 0
You don't deserve it. Horrible breakups are so hard.
chels070809 0
Dude... Let this be a lesson to not post your innermost feelings on facebook. I say FYL for the public humiliation, but also YDI for posting freaking Blue October lyrics. That's bordering on beyond pathetic.
asquithpat 0
HAHAHA I WOULD OF CLICKED LIKE IF I SAW IT!!!
roks_out_loud 0
YDI for posting depressing lyrics as your Facebook status. You should be relieved that your ex commented on it. She may have actually redeemed your status.
crashTRAGIC 0
YDI for liking Blue October and being a Facebook self pitier...feel sorry for yourself at home alone away from the computer...don't try to make other people care