Work: Misunderstanding

Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boss sent me to remove a tree from a client's home. So I went and cut down the tree, only for my boss to show up an hour later, speechless. I was supposed to remove a sapling that had sprouted through the driveway tarmac, not the 100-year-old prizewinning Japanese cherry tree. FML

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Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML

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By Zinfandel - 07/08/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML

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Silverion Sairee 14

Monday 11 November 2019 3:03

You should have confirmed WHICH tree was to be removed, you so deserve this. Your boss should have specified which tree but it was still your responsibility to make sure which one before doing anything.

Jon Artz 11

Monday 11 November 2019 3:51

A sapling isn't a tree. Thats on your boss.

Comments

Silverion Sairee 14

Monday 11 November 2019 3:03

Sinshine 28

Monday 11 November 2019 9:19

A sapling isn't a tree, though. When you pull up to a house and see 1 tree there, you don't go looking for tiny twigs. OP still should have confirmed the tree is supposed to be removed to avoid having the wrong address etc but this is just as much on the boss that called a sapling a tree.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 12 November 2019 0:47

a sapling is a SMALL TREE. therefore it is a tree.

Jon Artz 11

Monday 11 November 2019 3:51

A sapling isn't a tree. Thats on your boss.

shannon2348 14

Monday 11 November 2019 4:11

It never occured to you to ask what tree? ydi. that's just careless and sloppy work.

KingAdrock 16

Monday 11 November 2019 5:20

If the client knows anything about tree law, your company is screwed...

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 15 November 2019 21:53

TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW

Mathalamus 24

Monday 11 November 2019 5:35

You deserved it. Only an idiot would fail to confirm everything.

JackFaire 27

Monday 11 November 2019 6:48

"Today my dumbass employee didn't make sure he understood his instructions before doing a job I'm being sued for millions FML"

thehaystackerine 20

Monday 11 November 2019 9:26

nice going George Washington

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 12 November 2019 0:45

Attention to detail and be aware of your customer. Two trees, one that obviously needs removed. Therefore, wait or ask.

Kimberley Jade Crocker 4

Tuesday 12 November 2019 4:18

Always, ALWAYS double check and confirm which tree! Even if your boss told you which one, you always check yourself as he could have gotten them mixed up. This is all on you.