Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
I_am_stupid_also 6
Tell her that you are into threesomes and if she doesn't do it you are going to kill yourself. Then just stare at her.
HRaeH 0
Obviously, she doesn't care about you as much as you do her if she would place such a burden upon you. You could take her aside and have a serious discussion, such as, "If you really cared about me, why would you put that kind of burden on me? It really worries me." Or, as everyone else states, tell her parents. Or, if you're really worried, call the cops. They can place her in a hospital for a few days and watch her, if they feel necessary. And honestly, she probably won't do it--most people who say that are just looking for some sort of power over you, or insurance that you won't leave... You don't deserve to be treated like this. Do what you feel is right for this situation.
8IGHTY8 0
hahahah owned
Kaineshiru 0
Eff that man.... Don't let her pull that on you. Talk to her family, let them know she needs help if she seriously does that. A lot of times it's a cry for attention and needs to be addressed professionally. Either way you are responsible for no one but yourself.
NaomiSanguine 0
wow :) she seems like a totally cool person to hang out with
shostakovich 0
Hey, it's not your fault she has supposed "emotional instability." Let her suffer — it'll build her character.
Wankster 0
FYL! hahaha
whyowhy26 3
tell her you'll kill yourself if she as much as LOOKS at another guy. problem solved. and can someone please tell me the full form of 'OP'? thankyouverymuch.
Eltsc 0
Somebody's obviously been reading Twilight. Dump her ass like a hot potato.
PlasmaWafflez 0
OP = Original Poster
Jincos 0
Just do this, cut her arm and say we're done. You already cut it.
Rijii 0
Anybody who cuts themselves and claims they're gonna kill themselves over the slightest bit of an emotional letdown is just craving attention. If she was that emotionally/mentally unstable, she would have offed herself a while ago and done the whole world a huge favor. Break up with the crazy ****. Stupid bitch; I hate it when people do shit like that. "Waaahhh, I cut myself so I know I can still feel!" Ugh.