Miscellaneous: Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out...

By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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cherrybollosm04 0

Monday 7 September 2009 16:07

abort abort

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 7 September 2009 16:07

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

Comments

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:34

**** gettin help for her, crazy girls are AMAZING in bed. And if she's not that good looking, she'll try extra hard! You should just hit that with the fist of an angry god. WIN

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:38

Do you like her, or think she's really ******* hot? Emo chicks are usually hot. But seriously, I hate chicks who think their life sucks, so they cry and cut themselves. They should just get the **** over it. So **** her and then do the world a favor by dumping her.