By emperor - Bangladesh
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
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  cucuto89  |  0

yea, ditto get your lazy cunt ass up and go to fucking school.

I dont get it whats with kids and sleeping in, you have fucking school to go to. so don't be lazy

  sooper  |  0

Actually there is a theory that scientists have developed that teenagers need different sleep patterns, which requires them to sleep in longer in the mornings. It's tough to get up when you can have just a few more minutes of sleep...

  Duckasaurus  |  0

Actually that theory is basically saying that there's a sleep cycle our body uses. When growing, the sleep cycle needs more as you said, but unfortunately society as a whole wants to ignore nature and proceed with their cancer. See #37 for example of society.

  FmyLinNY  |  0

@ 37: Not all teens are "lazy cunt asses" you jerk. Whatever, I'm not gonna bore you with all the shit I have to do everyday. Also, these "Why?" FMLs are getting annoying.

  diet_otaku  |  0

@40/57 - "you kids these days and your millenium items and your card games and your loud music and your hula-hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your sony playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination and your blu-ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your marvel comics and your and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your gears of war and your quentin tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your..."

  myfishisBOBA  |  0

hehehe you dad is funny. my parents gave up trying to wake me up during high school. Instead, my mom would call the school telling them i was "sick". who cares? its not like you learn anything important before college.

  aurynforever  |  11

Arrested Development?

  brrrx  |  0

The OP wouldn't need to go to the hospital because of a mouse trap, clearly you've never used it.

OP: HAHAHA i love your dad. Your life is not fucked, YDI for complaining about your own laziness.