Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
PeteyPablo12308 20
Maybe you should go out and try to meet people instead of playing games...
kaylisaa 0
Baha(:
CJeanne 2
/hug it's ok op! just wait until your brother starts talking about the stds that the "random girl" gave him.
TheCriticsCritic 4
/wave
zoraman5 3
/facepalm (oh, how I love this!)
MrRawwr84 0
YOU FORGOT TO SAY THE PART WERE YOU CRIED...
maybaybe 0
Do you know how to turn caps lock off?
MrRawwr84 0
its my keyboard i can use CAPS IF i WANT TO I DONT KNOW YOU SO DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO...
im_wilder 0
ahh the younger brother will cry even worse when he finds he has a STD, or even worse, dare i say it, a child
im_wilder 0
btw dude, she didnt tell you what to do, she asked you a question.
MoldinRooster 0
34 - nice.
MrRawwr84 0
sh is pretty hot theb became annoying and lool he gets an STD **** HIS LIFE !
Bagel09 11
it's funny becuase he's black
rooye_fml 0
nice haha
Zmeilerr 22
#46, and you're pathetic because the best comeback you can think of is a racial slur. Racist prick.
tooFLY 0
16--YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE YOU ACTUALLY USED PROPER GRAMMAR. see, it's actually "where" and not "were". have a nice day.
dudeitsdanny 10
If you wanna get tevhnical... "when" might be more correct.
DocBastard 40
MrRawwr, please do us all a favor and stop commenting until you A) grow a brain and B) learn some net etiquette.
foREVerA7X 0
An STD can kill you. A baby which can be aborted or put up for adoption is not going to kill you.
punbarry1 0
mrrawww you forgot the part to say you're a ******
supermike1123 0
daymn Ur hot
cappsthelegend 0
your fault for playing wow in the first place nerd
RinaRina 9
wow is not really the reason, i get a lot ed action with my fiancé and i play wow, the game is not the problem, he most surely is.
aliaskis 3
Hey I play WoW. Playing doesn't prevent you from having sex. You don't sign something promising abstinence if you play. Millions of people play (I think it's up to 12 million now) and you think all of them are nerds? How narrow-minded.
Aerious 0
Depends how much people play; if they're on it locked in their room 24/7 they're a need.
justanotherbird 19
My boyfriend plays WoW (and I play with him occasionally) and we have sex everytime we see each other, at least four times a week. WoW doesn't prevent sex, not being social seems to be more of the problem.
Pantera1420 0
I play WoW too, and I don't have sex issues, its like justanotherbird said, its about the social aspect. Of course you aren't going to get laid playing wow, just the same as you won't get laid staying at your house watching tv. If you isolate yourself (no matter how you do it), you arent gettin any.
dius 0
how about you dont take picture of yourself from the mirror fag
Pinkanani 12
#17, not everyone that plays WoW is a nerd. I play WoW, am I a nerd? Definitely not!
Doortje 30
Then how about you stop playing that game, go outside every once in a while and maybe you'll get lucky.
FYLDeep 26
There ain't much to be jealous of anyway for some meaningless fling he had. I bet it will be way more satisfying when you're in an actual relationship with someone you really care about later on.
theten_fml 9
yeah but that's something to do while you find that person
MassEffectNerd 0
yeah maybe he can find a chick who likes to play WoW on Friday nights.
anthaz_fml 0
Or day of defeat... Fun ^-^
robc32ca 4
and instead of turning off the computer and going out to the real world, you logged into FML to further emphasize you need to get rid of the Internet for one month and see what you can do with your life.., but be careful, I think that's what happened to the unibomber... sorry never mind. stay in your room playing pretend on the Internet. I've heard you can even get married on WoW now. good luck with that!
BisFitty 7
nope, you can't get married in WoW
spatz447 3
Sucks for you.
Residence_fml 4
Then go do something else or stop WoW'ing or quit your guild. I never played WoW but I can understand the fun about it, but it rarely does any good when you feel sad about playing it on a friday night. If you're not happy, get happy!
Pinkanani 12
#24, for someone who has "never played wow," you sure seem to know about it. Only an avid wow player would know about guilds...Personally, I'm a GM.
poptartss 0
That's not necessarily true. Other games use guilds, and even so, you don't need to be an avid player to know about them.
5t3ff1k4h 47
170 - Entirely wrong. I've never played WoW a day in my life and I know more than most non-players would. It's not because I'm interested in the game in any way, rather it's because my boyfriend plays it occasionally and my ex boyfriend whom I lived with for a year played it almost every night.
chefstar1 0
should have pulled it out and tug on it to get some type of action