By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
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Glowworm56 26
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"Look, Bro, when I said, get a room, I didn't mean MY room!"

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EnvyMe33 26

If he is going to use your place as a hotel then you need to charge like a hotel

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Jade Lehto 13
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Eww, siblings are gross!

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azouwa 26

Blackmail him but let it continue. Think of it as an extra income.

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TaysDarkLust 11
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Change your locks! That's super gross and disrespectful

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Glowworm56 26
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"Look, Bro, when I said, get a room, I didn't mean MY room!"

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pjsr 32
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At least now you know where the extra crust on the sheets is coming from. At least it's a close DNA match to your own.

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EnvyMe33 26

If he is going to use your place as a hotel then you need to charge like a hotel

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PennyLane27 32
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"Oh, that's just naaaasty!" -Cleveland Brown

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hunterseal 18
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Someone has to have fun in your bed . Lol but change your locks , set some boundaries. It's not okay to invite a slew of sexual partners to YOUR home. Like if he pisses them off it's your home they will turn up at.

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RichardPencil 30
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At least it was not your wife, girlfriend or boss? Make him wash the fucking sheets!

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Ciara Koch 22
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Honestly I'd let him keep doing but require payment if he refuses I'd change the locks

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