Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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silver_85 0
and who's fault is that?
Pantera1420 0
I don't think he's bitching, or whining. This site is called "fmylife" and if your younger brother was getting some while you played WoW, I think you might mutter the words "**** my life".
Oo0kissez0oO 0
Sounds like your brother has a life lmao....
lucedelsoleee 0
For all we know, he could be saying FML because the random chick he used to bang is banging his brother, thus depriving OP to playing WoW on a Friday night.
lucedelsoleee 0
I for one think its absolutely adorable when you meet and play WoW with your man. :] There's a married couple in my guild that plays together all the time.
lauren_doll89 0
I play WoW a lot and I have sex quite frequently. Besides random hook ups are kind of skanky.
flybye 0
Stop pwning elves and start pwn some pussy! If you won't get off your butt and do something about it, you deserve it! My boyfriend plays WoW, but he also goes out Friday nights. Nothing says you have to be signed in permanently! At least now I know what MY older brother feels like when my boyfriend comes over...and over and over again. That could be if you weren't being a pervert and sitting there. I give you my strength: go pluder some dungeons with that broadsword of yours ;P
cincink2277 0
maybe you should have stopped playing and joined them....but that would b weird since he is ur bro
SaraN29 6
Dont blame WoW for not getting some...my husband plays all the time and he got someone...it will bring a lot of arguements but he still gets some...lol ydi
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, put your headset on and turn the volume up. If you don't have one, go buy one to prevent future situations similar to this.