Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Top comments
Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
ninjasaurous 0
Oops, that was in reply to 33
boopityboppity 11
No, it wasn't.
ninjasaurous 0
Would* screw iPods.
boopityboppity 11
Would you really?
marinus_fml 20
Shame! Too bad it wasn't runescape! That shit is dope haha!
sailorzoe 14
Hahahahaha. life fail.
DaveTheBrave20 0
i was gnna vote "your life sucks" but i saw nvm
cowboyy_fml 0
wish I was there ;)
stevenmx86 8
I like the way this vote is ending up... Did you really expect sympathy for choosing to be a loser?
IamGaGa 0
It's not OP's fault he has to play world of warcraft instead of having sex. He might be nerdy, fat and ugly.
Guaco19k 0
your the ******* loser who chose to play wow all night you ****
ShadowPunkChick 1
It's your fault for staying there..get a life. You didn't HAVE to listen to it.