By Username - 08/01/2011 07:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Timmead 0

You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.

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Pshh_Yeah 4

Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!

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DaveOnDope 4

no shit capt. random girls like that just waiting for it

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NightMarePuppy 0

why was your 12 year old brother having sex?

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JUICYC 0

first of all RPG's suck, and second YDI for playing WOW when you could be getting some

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Chunkylover76 4

You're calling him the idiot when you are there making the most pathetic face any woman can make, and still think it's sexy! Friends don't let friends make Duckface!

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stacster 0

are u goin to give him some cause oviously his weekends are filled with dungeon raiding instead of talking to women

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ilovejorgerabara 3

hahahah for some reason I love 130's comment ! pure WIN :D

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Kukua 5

130 has it right. The middle finger doesn't add any class either.

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Ashley121645 0

wow is awesome dont deny it. but im sure op wished they were having sex instead of playing wow.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

thank you kind sir

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Crystallea 1

RP servers don't give as much satisfaction as real life xxx material :p

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DSebastionA 0

and that is why you don't get any. Whats an RPG or RP server they sound similar

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Timmead 0

You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.

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ChloroformPanda 21

Don't hate on him TOO hard. If you could do the same thing, would you?

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eric00hu 0

hey ur really pretty, just thought to let u kno

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akd1v 0

Internet **** & a bottle of lotion should take care of that.

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SirHobnobs 0

Don't forget tissues and a lock on the door, to avoid awkward post-action questions

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Pshh_Yeah 4

Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!

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j4ym4n 2

one of them religious "no-sex-before-marriage"(but I got the clap from my husband who had that "business" trip to Thailand) zealots eh?

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DaveOnDope 4

rule one when having sex with a stranger is to use a condom ALWAYS USE CONDOMS WITH STRANGERS

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DjeePee 24

Condom AND some other form of good contraception.

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DaveOnDope 4

ALWAYS USE CONDOMS WITH STRANGERS and don't even think about kissing her

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KingDingALing 9

Does a plastic bag count?

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sourgirl101 28

A tisket a tasket a condom or a casket

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Dave - "Don't even think about kissing her." Really? *facepalm* I can understand refraining from having sex until you know she's clean, but kissing?! I don't think anyone refrains from kissing during a hookup/date.

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some_shit 0

number 7, u are an uptight crazy lady with 30 cats. normal people like sex and if with a total stranger it's exciting and fun! I'm ok with everyone saying to use a condom but preaching abstinence is like throwing a 2 year old in a candy store and not letting him have anything. op should just hang out with his bro more and practice safe sex

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QueenOfBoredom 0

i see so every girl thats a stranger has some sort of std ...... cant argue with that logic

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AnotherOutlook 0

Maybe NOT playing video games would get you laid more. Turn off your computer and go meet some real people

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okayibelieveyou 1

Forrreal. Guys and their games, getting ridiculous.

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Epic_Phale615 0

I play video games, that automatically makes me anti social? I know and socialize with 90% of my school. The other 10% is annoying freshman and drugged up morons.

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grandpaearthling 2

how many girls are in his room. they don't line up or anything???? he just takes them randomly? little brother should be giving you lessons

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KidCracken 0

I guess noone forced you.. ? Go out and get a girl if thats what you want.. stay home and game if thats what you want.. its your choice ;)

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