Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
FireNinja 3
wow sucks
hedgerow 0
nice
WishResign 0
damn OP, go get some.
DaveOnDope 4
no shit capt. random girls like that just waiting for it
NightMarePuppy 0
why was your 12 year old brother having sex?
JUICYC 0
first of all RPG's suck, and second YDI for playing WOW when you could be getting some
Chunkylover76 4
You're calling him the idiot when you are there making the most pathetic face any woman can make, and still think it's sexy! Friends don't let friends make Duckface!
stacster 0
are u goin to give him some cause oviously his weekends are filled with dungeon raiding instead of talking to women
Riccoshea 0
118 looks like a dragon
ilovejorgerabara 3
hahahah for some reason I love 130's comment ! pure WIN :D
Kukua 5
130 has it right. The middle finger doesn't add any class either.
Ashley121645 0
wow is awesome dont deny it. but im sure op wished they were having sex instead of playing wow.
QueenOfBoredom 0
thank you kind sir
krispybacon4321 23
Nobody said he was 12
Crystallea 1
RP servers don't give as much satisfaction as real life xxx material :p
DSebastionA 0
and that is why you don't get any. Whats an RPG or RP server they sound similar
Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
ChloroformPanda 21
Don't hate on him TOO hard. If you could do the same thing, would you?
eric00hu 0
hey ur really pretty, just thought to let u kno
illerThanTheirs 8
your brother is ****** up. I would of let you have a turn.
danderman 1
hahaha!
The_Moustache 6
That made me lul!
akd1v 0
Internet **** & a bottle of lotion should take care of that.
SirHobnobs 0
Don't forget tissues and a lock on the door, to avoid awkward post-action questions
semperfl 0
I don't have a lock on my door =[
moolly21695 0
sick
DSebastionA 0
yayyy random ****** digital boobies
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
j4ym4n 2
one of them religious "no-sex-before-marriage"(but I got the clap from my husband who had that "business" trip to Thailand) zealots eh?
DaveOnDope 4
rule one when having sex with a stranger is to use a condom ALWAYS USE CONDOMS WITH STRANGERS
DjeePee 25
Condom AND some other form of good contraception.
DaveOnDope 4
ALWAYS USE CONDOMS WITH STRANGERS and don't even think about kissing her
KingDingALing 9
Does a plastic bag count?
sourgirl101 29
A tisket a tasket a condom or a casket
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dave - "Don't even think about kissing her." Really? *facepalm* I can understand refraining from having sex until you know she's clean, but kissing?! I don't think anyone refrains from kissing during a hookup/date.
some_shit 0
number 7, u are an uptight crazy lady with 30 cats. normal people like sex and if with a total stranger it's exciting and fun! I'm ok with everyone saying to use a condom but preaching abstinence is like throwing a 2 year old in a candy store and not letting him have anything. op should just hang out with his bro more and practice safe sex
QueenOfBoredom 0
i see so every girl thats a stranger has some sort of std ...... cant argue with that logic
AnotherOutlook 0
Maybe NOT playing video games would get you laid more. Turn off your computer and go meet some real people
okayibelieveyou 1
Forrreal. Guys and their games, getting ridiculous.
Epic_Phale615 0
I play video games, that automatically makes me anti social? I know and socialize with 90% of my school. The other 10% is annoying freshman and drugged up morons.
dkcutie92 0
I agree.
grandpaearthling 2
how many girls are in his room. they don't line up or anything???? he just takes them randomly? little brother should be giving you lessons
KidCracken 0
I guess noone forced you.. ? Go out and get a girl if thats what you want.. stay home and game if thats what you want.. its your choice ;)