Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 704
You deserved it 12 057

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FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

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Or beat her with your--

FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

69 likes to this comment... I think Coincidence

Jim: "Looks like you could use an extra hand!"

MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

Today, I realized you are gay, FYL

I elohel'd at that, Aethren. Seriously though, your chick wanted some of that action, you shoulda jumped at the opportunity.

When I first read this, I thought it was your mom having sex, and that would have been an issue. But your roommate? Get over it and get on your girlfriend.

Dr_Phil 0

Dude ... why didn't you just get on her? You f'd your own life.

beerpong26 0

Obviously you dont know how to please your girl

why didnt you bone her? lol

Inkspell 2

I'm 15 and i even know what to do in that situation. psh. You fail.

thorfinntheassri 0

I'm 14 and I know what to do in that situation. power fail