Intimacy: Frustrated

Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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FunWriter20 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:15

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

MCart_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:38

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

jm88 0

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Friday 13 February 2009 0:11

Or beat her with your--

FunWriter20 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:15

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

little92 13

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Saturday 10 May 2014 0:29

69 likes to this comment... I think Coincidence

Peter_Ohnigian 14

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Wednesday 17 September 2014 21:50

Jim: "Looks like you could use an extra hand!"

MCart_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:38

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

Aethren 0

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Friday 13 February 2009 0:41

Today, I realized you are gay, FYL

that_one_guy 0

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Friday 13 February 2009 0:45

I elohel'd at that, Aethren. Seriously though, your chick wanted some of that action, you shoulda jumped at the opportunity.

Spinach 0

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Friday 13 February 2009 1:10

When I first read this, I thought it was your mom having sex, and that would have been an issue. But your roommate? Get over it and get on your girlfriend.