Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
EngineerJane 0
I enjoy doing both, best of both worlds :)
tylerfath 0
Haha that sucks dude drop the games and get laid
InBetweenDreams 0
That's your own fault. Instead of staying there and listening, you could have left. Get a life...
Igor_g5 0
If you didn't spend all your time playing WOW maybe you'd get laid too.
cherryice16 0
maybe you should get off your ass and go find a chick like your bro. I can tell you're probably a virgin.!!
Rlrivera21 0
38 is completely correct. what a nerd for playing wow and having his younger bro wayyyy out do him.
RinaRina 9
same :)
FMLforALL 0
Your brother is a ****. Be glad your not the one who will wake up with an STD!
Bluepies 24
Some people just have a lot of trouble meeting other people, and when they do go out, it's pretty rare to get laid, or even a get a phone number. It's not like there are loose women everywhere just waiting for people to get off their computers so they can bang them. It gets pretty frustrating, and after a while, you don't feel like spending every Friday night playing mind games with women to try and get them to sleep with you when you only succeed maybe once a year. I prefer spending my time reading and going on long bike rides. This guy plays WoW. OK, fine. Give the kid a break.
justanotherbird 19
Maybe your problem is that you are "trying to play mind games to get women to sleep with you" instead of trying to met someone for something more than a one night stand. If you only succeed once a year it should be obvious that you need to rethink what you are doing. Having a girlfriend helps with the not getting laid problem most of the time, maybe you should try that instead? Personally I, and none of the girls I know, are into mind games and sleeping with a guy they met at the bar. I am, however, into having a great guy I enjoy spending time with (and vice versa) and can get laid all the time with.
mike3775 39
The thing is, he came on here to whine about his little brother getting action while he isn't Its not that hard to accomplish both either. I know this for a fact since I have a 2 month old grandson thanks to my 16 yr old stepson(who was 15 when he did the deed and turned 16 2 months before the baby was born), who does play WoW as well. Sometimes he will stay home and play for for a few, or he will go out. Thats all it takes, playing in moderation It is not that hard to meet women either, but to meet them, you actually have to turn off the TV, PC,etc and go out of the house to meet them
sallen0046 4
So you chose to sit around playing WOW and listening instead of taking any action and people are supposed to feel bad for you? I really don't think so. You don't need to have friends along to go out and find something to do any night of the week.