Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
Zombie65 0
ok let's see.... sex or WoW YDI
RinaRina 9
some wow players acturally do get both
lucedelsoleee 0
I get both AND I'm a really hot chick. :D Shut up and stop being judgemental.
itzthomas 0
110, no your not
anthaz_fml 0
ಠ_ಠ
WallyTheWombat 0
He only deserves it if he plays alliance.
Brittaneyyy 0
this is just pathetic just because it's a random girl doesn't mean shell have stds it just means his brothers not dating him n he doesn't know her n it's the ops fault because it sounds like some jealousy here which he wouldn't be if he got a life n wasn't such a loser n played video games
thamavrikx7 0
*****
Bagel09 11
that time of the month perhap hmm?? bitch.
Uradoosh 1
Looks like they got you pegged.
JrKnight19 0
that's true
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Punctuation could be your best friend. :)
ygdrassil 17
aaaaDddddOPSTT.''' There. I've given you all the letters to correct your spelling and punctuation, but I can't do much about that run-on sentence or your dreadful grammar.
TechFire 25
You must be the random girl.
jess6blondie9 3
how is she being a bitch by saying that?
Wazilla 0
That fact that she assumes people who play videogames are pathetic losers
thwei 0
damn right. everyone knows that any guy can just go get a girl to have sex with if they just got offline!!! not. bitching in Fml won't help. hanging out with friends offline might. wow doesn't **** you up, you **** yourself up.
LiLCarlson 3
On the other hand, that requires to have friends in the first place, which might not be the case. Starting out with no friends at all is excruciatingly difficult and if he is in that situation, I can certainly understand his grief and why he is sharing it here.
sourgirl101 29
Why didn't you turn up the volume on your game so you couldn't hear them? Unless...That sort of thing gets you off.
Zmeilerr 22
Am I guilty of something here?!?!?!
WallyTheWombat 0
I know. Usually I have music blasting when I'm playing games. I wouldn't be able to hear people having sex behind me, let alone the next room.
rooye_fml 0
Dude playing world of warcroft. Jeez no wonder you dont get any
conorlng 0
hate that u fukin virgin!
sux4u253 0
how do u no if hes a virgin r u stalking him /:|
deon2005 1
spanking it to your brother having sex.......fail.
asmalm21 0
LOSER!!!
RyNo24 4
should have went in there and tag teamed her!!!
ninjasaurous 0
Exactly. Because that's what any normal person when do. :p