Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
Peacewind 0
That's happened to me so many times...only instead of a sibling...practically every Friday night...it's my parents moaning so loud that my guildies over vent can hear them. FYL!!!
lizliz23 0
omfg dude u need 2 get a life or just a gf
hailey69 0
maybe that would have been u having sex but ur to much of a loser and would rather play world of Warcraft
Twaftles 0
come on you little dickens! stop the game, and go get some! sex is the best! :)
officechairsoldi 0
Don't be bummed man. if you're looking for a girl go find one. You don't sound like the guy that would do well at a bar. And that kind of girl probably wouldn't fit you anyway. Fish in the right pond (the fantasy section of the bookstore?). You don't have to change yourself...just be smart about the girl you're going after. Carpe the Diem bro!
Shinygirlnz 1
The only person f*****g your life is you.
andoprime 4
that's what you get for playing wow.
MaidenNoMore 0
if you wish to partake in some of that action then I suggest you put down world of warcraft for a few and go find a nice gf.
Nebraskanum1 0
loser
MaddaCheeb 0
lol get a life
ReginalUT 0
You should have asked to join in.