By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 770
You deserved it 38 581

Same thing different taste

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pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.

Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.

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10_4Franky 0

Leave your girlfriend! She's bananas! :D

I think this is your fault if you just ate the cake without first asking if she wanted any before you ate it. I think, however, if she said you could eat it, and got mad after you did then it really is FML, OP.

zendaddy0 0

I don't know how to respond to this wtf

Oh no! What will you do with the rest of your f'ed life? Frickin' grow a pair and shut up. There's people who would kill for a banana peel to the face just so they have some food

O_o Have you ever tried to eat a banana peel? And even if OP was a starving person who dreamed of being slapped in the face with a banana peel, it doesn't say that the gf handed over the peel afterwards for him to dispose of.

NEVER COME BTWN A WOMAN AND HER CHOCOLATE!

well...i mean...uummm...it was chocolate cake!

RosiePatosie 0

hahaha you deserve to be hit with a watermelon! how is your life ****** in any way? a banana peel obviously doesn't hurt.