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#26- It's "retarded." And as long as you're not actually calling a mentally handicapped person retarded, I don't see how it's offensive. One of my friends has a handicapped sister and she still uses the word, just not directed at handicapped people.

  mFUNdo21  |  17

he needs a new girlfriend all because this current one sucks at sexting? seems like a plausible reason for a break up
"it's not you, it's your lack of sexting skills"

By  LaughinStock  |  16

lol then I'll suck your dick lol :)~


35- maybe it's a... Special operations suit? :p either that or they are referring to a zipper on the undersuit that I hope troopers have or it must make bathroom breaks awkward if they have to remove everything

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Hey now, 48, you don't know how well I shoot my beams nowadays. Years of practice has me hitting right on target. George Lucas won't put me in his movies anymore though.. I'm now the star of Obi Wang - Man of Many Galaxies Far Far Away.

  \  |  28

Spit or swallow?

  jasmine2301  |  25

LOL you need to get out, 65.

  TrueTriage  |  16

17 if a girlfriend says "You make me so hard... Lol" we may have an issue.

If your girlfriend says that to you... Might want to read an anatomy book

  britts95  |  11

I would have to agree with #85, maybe it is time to ROFL everytime you sext to see if the gets that it is irritating. However the slight flaw would be that she may see the ROFL as encouragement to keep LOLing.