Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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FiasCudi
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how did you manage that?
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CrimsonViolets
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"chocolate rain"... ow FUCK!
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FiasCudi
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how did you manage that?
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SkoomaKi
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Very very carefully.
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Doxy
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Talent my good man, pure talent.
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slick5880
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Looks like it's time to start putting my line of chocolate knives on the market.
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boycrazy30007
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Best way to hide murder evidence. Eat it :)
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thiscrazything
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Hey, you got blood on my chocolate!
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datguyuno
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28- hey you got chocolate on my blood!
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shanemaximo
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Well, if you ever go to prison you should be just fine.
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justmethough
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That's something to put on your resumé...
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Pentium_4
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52 - love your pic. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is an awesome movie
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A100893
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OP, that takes a lot of skill. Be proud while putting the band-aid on.
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Serythvalker
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28 & 35 - And so, OP's Pieces(TM) were created.
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princev3
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That's stupid, just don't cut yourself and you wont bleed.
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K_kanaka
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I hope there is gonna be be a follow-up on this one, cause i seriously gotta know how OP pulled this one off.
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rubberduckie94
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I am thinking it must have been frozen chocolate.
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periwinkle95
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Did she cut herself on chocolate or with chocolate? I'm confused. O_o
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ArchaeologyDude1
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How the hell did that happen????
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goldsnitch
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I cut myself with a Doritos once...
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NaoPudding
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Seriously, how does one manage to do such a thing? How??
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Awsumuzzie
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Haha 124, I cut myself eating a donut.
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zombicidal
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people she was eating leftover Halloween candy and some pedo freak put a razor in her candy
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mockingjaygirl16
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159-how did that happen? lol
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Smokindevil
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Lol
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Newbs_And_Bewbs
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You fail at life :|
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le_troll
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178- We don't do Halloween in Australia.
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tatababe
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How in hell???????
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draegbomb
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The Umpa Lumpas' fucked it up...
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raefsengupta
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I feel like that was from a TV show...
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Bobissmall
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Sharp piece of chocolate that had been in the fridge maybe? I don't know, this is more ridiculous than the time i cut myself with a crisp.
Also, OP probably meant they cut their inside of their mouths, not normal skin.
Also, OP probably meant they cut their inside of their mouths, not normal skin.
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walc
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Ah... Silly foreigners calling chips "crisps"...
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katiedoll6
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With great difficulty
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jc10x
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Chocolaye bunny bit him
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superHydrate
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way to go emo man!
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mfjkr
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Tis a woman my good centipede.
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unjustlychicken
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Way to go posting a dumbass comment!
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Fmeonce_shameonu
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51. Way to be a hypocrite!
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princev3
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I don't understand why people eat chocolate. It is bad for you, just like exercising.
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Unlucky_Gun
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What are you talking about? Chocolate isn't bad every once in a while. It's scientifically proven by professionals that eating dark chocolate every once in a while is GOOD for your heart. Exercising is obviously good. You my friend are stupid
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tanneriscool
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You people are fuck tards. He is obviously being sarcastic about chocolate and exercising. People on the Internet are just getting more and more stupid.
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chillyCholo
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We know he's being sarcastic, he's just not funny
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ZeroIce
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Dark chocolate is good for you...
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niznor99
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145: I now dubb you "TANNERISLAMECAUSEHEISAFUCKTARD"
And i steal your shoelaces for using such profane language! Wash your fucking mouth!
And i steal your shoelaces for using such profane language! Wash your fucking mouth!
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Havin
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Chhhuuuummmmmmm....puh!
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im_awsome
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Tempted to lick it off.
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So2011
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Must have been some tasty chocolate.
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ankoku
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The only way to make this image mentally pleasing is if a jet pack is included.
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ositoakaluis
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are you sure it was chocolate?
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niznor99
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Kinky.
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CrimsonViolets
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"chocolate rain"... ow FUCK!
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ManlyDunsparce
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Some stay dry, while others feel the pain.
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Googoo27
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Looks like we know who felt the pain here...
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lalalaski
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A baby born will die before the sin.
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chocol8m
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205- I think I speak for everybody when I ask u, WTF?
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himoonkey
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255, I think It might be some of the lyrics to that song
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JoeLouisBomber
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Razor blade chocolate
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thisiscat
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Someone is trying to tell you to stop with the chocolate.
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Glitterhinoceros
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Didn't your mother always tell you to check your Halloween candy?
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crimsonprodigy
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Thats one way to shave...
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ankoku
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Sounds like Some dark chocolate!
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jtthegr8
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Ehhh i stabbed myself with a spoon once on accident...
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Swiftly
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What the hell?
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yummy_richkid
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What the actual fuck?
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heilheather
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da fuq?
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BAxSoulCity
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Thats what i said about your profile picture
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NoYDI
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You're a wizard Harry.
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niznor99
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I award 5 points to gryffindor for the Harry Potter reference.
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Crlnprz
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and i thought i was dumb for cutting myself with a butter knife bu accident once....
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Doxy
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Well just cause she managed to cut herself with a piece of chocolate doesnt mean you're not dumb for managing to cut yourself with a butter knife.
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ankoku
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Don't worry, you still are! ;)
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SunshineX7
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...or dumb for typing like a blindfolded giraffe. Yeah, a blindfolded giraffe. It'll be hard for someone to get offended at that. Besides said giraffe.
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danandphil
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maybe the chocolate had just come or of the fridge or freezer?
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Aboss786110
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That's pro why so upset?
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bellakaykid
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That doesn't sound too sweet...
Go sucky puns, go!
Go sucky puns, go!
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22cute
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That's rich!
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Jakesterk96
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Reese's cuts.
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hubla
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Can some one say bitter sweet
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Namerkp2
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We should "kiss" it and make it better.
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Insane_Tea
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I bet this fml post got quite a lot of "snickers".