Very very carefully.

Talent my good man, pure talent.

Looks like it's time to start putting my line of chocolate knives on the market.

Best way to hide murder evidence. Eat it :)

Hey, you got blood on my chocolate!

28- hey you got chocolate on my blood!

Well, if you ever go to prison you should be just fine.

That's something to put on your resumé...

52 - love your pic. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is an awesome movie

OP, that takes a lot of skill. Be proud while putting the band-aid on.

28 & 35 - And so, OP's Pieces(TM) were created.

That's stupid, just don't cut yourself and you wont bleed.

I hope there is gonna be be a follow-up on this one, cause i seriously gotta know how OP pulled this one off.

I am thinking it must have been frozen chocolate.

Did she cut herself on chocolate or with chocolate? I'm confused. O_o

How the hell did that happen????

I cut myself with a Doritos once...

Seriously, how does one manage to do such a thing? How??

Haha 124, I cut myself eating a donut.

people she was eating leftover Halloween candy and some pedo freak put a razor in her candy

159-how did that happen? lol

Lol

You fail at life :|

178- We don't do Halloween in Australia.

How in hell???????

The Umpa Lumpas' ****** it up...

I feel like that was from a TV show...

Sharp piece of chocolate that had been in the fridge maybe? I don't know, this is more ridiculous than the time i cut myself with a crisp. Also, OP probably meant they cut their inside of their mouths, not normal skin.

Ah... Silly foreigners calling chips "crisps"...

With great difficulty

Chocolaye bunny bit him

Tis a woman my good centipede.

Way to go posting a dumbass comment!

51. Way to be a hypocrite!

I don't understand why people eat chocolate. It is bad for you, just like exercising.

What are you talking about? Chocolate isn't bad every once in a while. It's scientifically proven by professionals that eating dark chocolate every once in a while is GOOD for your heart. Exercising is obviously good. You my friend are stupid

You people are **** tards. He is obviously being sarcastic about chocolate and exercising. People on the Internet are just getting more and more stupid.

We know he's being sarcastic, he's just not funny

Dark chocolate is good for you...

145: I now dubb you "TANNERISLAMECAUSEHEISAFUCKTARD" And i steal your shoelaces for using such profane language! Wash your ******* mouth!

Chhhuuuummmmmmm....puh!

Must have been some tasty chocolate.

The only way to make this image mentally pleasing is if a jet pack is included.

Kinky.

Some stay dry, while others feel the pain.

Looks like we know who felt the pain here...

A baby born will die before the sin.

205- I think I speak for everybody when I ask u, WTF?

255, I think It might be some of the lyrics to that song

Someone is trying to tell you to stop with the chocolate.

Didn't your mother always tell you to check your Halloween candy?

Thats one way to shave...

Sounds like Some dark chocolate!

Ehhh i stabbed myself with a spoon once on accident...

What the actual ****?

da fuq?

Thats what i said about your profile picture

You're a wizard Harry.

I award 5 points to gryffindor for the Harry Potter reference.

Well just cause she managed to cut herself with a piece of chocolate doesnt mean you're not dumb for managing to cut yourself with a butter knife.

Don't worry, you still are! ;)

...or dumb for typing like a blindfolded giraffe. Yeah, a blindfolded giraffe. It'll be hard for someone to get offended at that. Besides said giraffe.

maybe the chocolate had just come or of the fridge or freezer?

That's rich!

Reese's cuts.

Can some one say bitter sweet

We should "kiss" it and make it better.

I bet this fml post got quite a lot of "snickers".