Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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Top comments
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Well that's disturbing
amerwin 3
At this point, you may as well get it stuffed and mounted on the wall. It will surely be a welcomed mantlepiece come Easter time.
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Comments (150)
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Well that's disturbing
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
Yo I'm Asian too. That automaticaly makes us badass.
hunter989 0
Agreed. Moral of the story? Don't leave dead bunnies in your freezer.
victoria023 0
why not just throw it away?
tj79 3
WTF you messed your kid up for life. I think that's how Manson started
novair 5
rabbit ca-bob?
Thin_Ice_fml 0
this is disgusting.
ipwnlosers 4
lol!!
fakeaccountX 6
Planning on defrosting it for dinner, were you?
SqueakyBootz 0
You mother ******* asshole. Who shows their 6 year old child a dead animal? you bastard ****** bitch.
brianjman14 23
66, they didn't show the daughter. She found it.
DocBastard 40
Bootz, easy there big guy. Try switching to decaf. Seriously.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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LiishaNiinahx 0
Ew.
iceex56 0
what the hell that's terrible!!!!!! YDI! dumbass.
RedJester23 6
am i the only one that noticed that it died almost a YEAR ago? why the hell would you leave a decomposing animal in the fridge...where you keep your food? for a year???? this is probably the most ******* retarded person of all time, YDI, and i hope your kid isn't as retarded as you
MidgetMonster 0
no, who leaves the dead family rabbit in the freezer for their child to find! also, didn't the lil girl ask where bunbun went?...LOL
generalasskicker 12
she knew it died the first time why they kept it around in the freezer makes no since however
nycuser 0
lol....looks like you have lot to learn in the cursing department
nevaless 3
66 learn how to swear before u try to tell someone off
Lochcelious 0
The bunny IS decomposing, albeit at a slower rate.
ArcticDead 12
the rabbit could have died in winter so they could have put it in the freezer until the ground thawed out so they could bury it
mdog1114 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
lolz
pooper19 3
nice pic, your hott
blaherman 12
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
darkmis1 18
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!! OP: Why didn't you just bury the rabbit? It's not like it would take that long. YDI!
LeFrogDog 27
wander if that was thumper....
maszaros 9
talk about procrastinating!
JeterFan428 0
Thats pretty weird.
JeterFan428 0
Thats pretty weird.
amerwin 3
At this point, you may as well get it stuffed and mounted on the wall. It will surely be a welcomed mantlepiece come Easter time.
timskiii 0
look honey your bunnys back!!
Maladjusted1 0
You look like a huge douche-bag.
WarmedIce 0
Haha op that sucks.
BigBirdLookAlike 0
What does it suck? You have to be more specific.
_rockaholic_ 0
Were you saving the rabbit for Christmas dinner or did you just think he would bury himself.
Ellistrae 0
Wow, I am sure she will tell her therapist all about this one day!
DocBastard 40
Hasenpfeffer?
Tikwichka 5
Yummy!
stewpididiot 11
win!!!!