Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
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mermaidkeels
| 25
I'm sure she feels horrible and will have other "surprises" to make up for it...and this time it won't include getting punched!
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DesignOfHalogen
| 18
Nothing but tough love
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DesignOfHalogen
| 18
Nothing but tough love
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
Was it because you cheated on her in the dream?
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
If only you were a Masochist, you'd enjoy the surprise better.
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
A Halloween Birthday? That's awesome and to be honest that seems like the appropriate way to wake up with such an occasion. Happy Birthday!
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TigranPet
| 24
Starting the day off with a bang!
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mermaidkeels
| 25
I'm sure she feels horrible and will have other "surprises" to make up for it...and this time it won't include getting punched!
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Magnoxidans
| 19
What if he likes being punched during other surprises? :P
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Arshoo14
| 2
But it still may include screaming :D
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bigmeechay666
| 8
It's my birthday today too!
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RichardPencil
| 27
Tell her next year you'd prefer a nice wake-up blowjob.
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Medieval_Unicorn
| 24
I have to hand it to you, your username is one of the best puns I've heard in a while, keep it up
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interesting33
| 36
I had a dream last night that a snake was under the skin in my arm and then it bit itself out but there were still many maggots in it I had to dig out. I didn't scream.