FML : Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face...

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By happybidet / Monday 31 October 2016 13:02 / United Kingdom

Love

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By mermaidkeels | 25

#6707913 - Monday 31 October 2016 18:20

I'm sure she feels horrible and will have other "surprises" to make up for it...and this time it won't include getting punched!

By DesignOfHalogen | 18

#6707875 - Monday 31 October 2016 17:58

Nothing but tough love

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By DesignOfHalogen | 18

#6707875 - Monday 31 October 2016 17:58

Nothing but tough love

By FalloutScrolls | 25

#6707876 - Monday 31 October 2016 17:58

Was it because you cheated on her in the dream?

By RpiesSPIES | 27

#6707902 - Monday 31 October 2016 18:14

If only you were a Masochist, you'd enjoy the surprise better.

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6707908 - Monday 31 October 2016 18:18

A Halloween Birthday? That's awesome and to be honest that seems like the appropriate way to wake up with such an occasion. Happy Birthday!

By TigranPet | 24

#6707911 - Monday 31 October 2016 18:19

Starting the day off with a bang!

By mermaidkeels | 25

#6707913 - Monday 31 October 2016 18:20

I'm sure she feels horrible and will have other "surprises" to make up for it...and this time it won't include getting punched!

Magnoxidans | 19

#6707929 - Monday 31 October 2016 18:38

What if he likes being punched during other surprises? :P

Arshoo14 | 2

#6708069 - Tuesday 1 November 2016 4:13

But it still may include screaming :D

By bigmeechay666 | 8

#6707945 - Monday 31 October 2016 19:25

It's my birthday today too!

By RichardPencil | 25

#6707948 - Monday 31 October 2016 19:29

Tell her next year you'd prefer a nice wake-up blowjob.

By Medieval_Unicorn | 24

#6707950 - Monday 31 October 2016 19:31

I have to hand it to you, your username is one of the best puns I've heard in a while, keep it up

By interesting33 | 36

#6708012 - Monday 31 October 2016 22:52

I had a dream last night that a snake was under the skin in my arm and then it bit itself out but there were still many maggots in it I had to dig out. I didn't scream.