Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
foreveralone
Franklin Park, United States
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
DwarfFrog
United States
Why so serious?
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
He was a very good boy
Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Top comments
imonaboat79 2
pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.
sweet_candy_ 17
Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.
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Comments (175)
something224 6
Dump that fat bitch!
EvilSpirt 5
I would of did more than a banana peel. I would have tied you to ur bed and slap you then leave you. TEACH YA TO MESS WITH MA CAKE!!!!
NotBree 0
My girlfriend's banana skin may bruise my face, but whips and chains excite me..?
jrsgreenfire257 0
Ya fat f u c k
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
No bananna love for you!!!
monkeebalz 0
is that what the kids are calling it these days?
demetrius19 7
she trippin, lol it gets the hose
DRIEAM 0
what the **** is with these bullshit fml's today?
dansco 25
FML why exactly? You shagging a monkey?!
joetan 16
it's a cake on a stick!!
iwishicould 7
y'all are so immature. don't go calling either of them fat just because they eat cake, I'm sure all of you wouldn't be very happy if somebody ate your cake. besides, chocolate is a girls best friend.