Miscellaneous: Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana... - FML

By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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He was a very good boy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:58 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML

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imonaboat79 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 19:18

pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 10 February 2011 19:17

Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.

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chelsea11 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:30

is she pregnant? I would have done the same thing.

thizzledipped 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:27

you should have took a picture of and said "i saved you a piece (:"

powertoast_3000 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 23:04

Well, atleast OP's girlfriend had a reason for hitting him with a bannana skin, my girlfriend does it anyway 'cause she knows i hate bannanas. I hate lunchtimes :(

iTzCindyLove 3

Monday 14 February 2011 23:53

Wanna know what she did with that banana before she slapped you with it (:? *LilMissCindy*

jayz9 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:45

Thats really funny regardless if it truly did happen or not

anonymous2003 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:46

Haha that'll teach you for finishing the last piece.

Wandering_Witch 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:08

Why in the world does everyone think he deserves this?!?!?!

anonymous595 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:07

hahahaha

cookiemonsterxx1 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:56

oh no not the chocolate cake!!! :P jkjkjk

howaremyeyes 10

Sunday 15 May 2011 8:44

banana skin=condom?

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