My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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next time TELL him to use tongue believe it or not that is actually required

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Duc du V. 23

After having been bitten by the "dog", I suppose that both of you went for a pleasant "doggy" ;-)

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mfranks19891989 10
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That’s on you. You put the chocolate there and he ate it and got a bit of you. It like when you feed a dog, sometime when the dog eats out of your hand he nips your hand. Tell your dog to be carful

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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next time TELL him to use tongue believe it or not that is actually required

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Evan Singleton 2
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Hopefully the puppy didn’t die because chocolate is extremely harmful to dogs.

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Duc du V. 23

After having been bitten by the "dog", I suppose that both of you went for a pleasant "doggy" ;-)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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In the words of Willy Wonka from 1976: "My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!"

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boo_boo_kitty 7

how far did u put the chocolate???

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