My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
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next time TELL him to use tongue believe it or not that is actually required

Duc du V. 23

After having been bitten by the "dog", I suppose that both of you went for a pleasant "doggy" ;-)

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That’s on you. You put the chocolate there and he ate it and got a bit of you. It like when you feed a dog, sometime when the dog eats out of your hand he nips your hand. Tell your dog to be carful

next time TELL him to use tongue believe it or not that is actually required

Hopefully the puppy didn’t die because chocolate is extremely harmful to dogs.

Duc du V. 23

After having been bitten by the "dog", I suppose that both of you went for a pleasant "doggy" ;-)

In the words of Willy Wonka from 1976: "My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!"

how far did u put the chocolate???