By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Geez, you remind me of that chocolate guy from spongebob! CHOCOLATE!!!

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KennKenn 0

Buy him new ones. Or rewrap the box.

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KennKenn 0

Buy him new ones. Or rewrap the box.

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Were they good I guess?

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emvictoria 9

Buy another one for him and buy your own, I always do that if I buy chocolates because there just so good!! :)

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Freeze_fml 16

You sound pretty happy about your inability to control yourself.

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Were they good I guess?

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VDubbGrrl 4

Bballsoccerrocks, not only does your question make ZERO sense, you had to be doubly annoying by posting it twice! "Were they good I guess?" Is the worst question I have read all day.

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LunaDragon 10

@bballsoccerrocks obviously they were if she was pigging out on them.

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Tookie22 5

Om Nomnomnomnom... How will you explain that to him?

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

18, if no one cared the first time, why would anyone care the second??

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StopDropNRoll 11

Come op you didn't get any chocolate for your bf. those chocolates oh no those weren't for your you baby. That's all you have to say =P

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kooochris1995 14

Hmm Everyone thumbed down my comment... Maybe I should post it again and people will thumb it up. Your stupid #17

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showdaddy46 0

If you can say "you are," as in "you are stupid," then you need an apostrophe. Just a rule of thumb for all these newbies to the English language.

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Freeze_fml 16

Sorry, #76, I was actually using the reply feature for its intended purpose and my comment should be read as a response to #10. I didn't think it was necessary to clarify this but apparently it's not as obvious as I assumed due to annoying children being unable to resist their pleas for attention and deciding to post irrelevant comments as replies.

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n_epic_fail 14

Like your boyfriend wanted chocolates for Christmas anyway.

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honeybuncher 3

its the thought that counts....most of the time.

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marmlr339 14

Well it's not very thoughtful eating someone's Christmas present

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Stallion91 6

It took courage and determination to eat that piece of chocolate that is wrapped up and everything. You got balls kid

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lol_ironic_life 9

Chocolates are always good! :D It's okay OP next time buy 2! One for you and one for him. Please don't eat both boxes though lol I don't want to see a new FML ;)

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Buttsexpirate 9

Geez, you remind me of that chocolate guy from spongebob! CHOCOLATE!!!

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newlove_fml 0

I literally laughed out loud at this comment.

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miserypoison 13

It's tempting, especially when chocolate releases dopamine for pleasure, makes you want to eat MOAR :3

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Freeze_fml 16

I'm sure some weeks old chocolate would have complimented his gift anyway.

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Hansemans 17

Chocolate doesn't expire quickly, don't worry.

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rubberduckie94 13

no it doesnt. I have actually found a stash of year old halloween candy before and ate it with no shame

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xcarxcrashx 9

I'm sorry. This chocolate isn't fresh enough for my liking.

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yumlicious 4

Your mom reminds me of the cookie monster. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom!!!!!!!!!!

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Torva_fml 16

Really 79? Your mom jokes were soooooo last year. Keep up kiddo. ....then I took an arrow to the knee.

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yumlicious 4

I'm bring them back like I brought sexy back. Oh and cute car pictures are way overused. How unoriginal of you.

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yumlicious 4

Meant to say cat. Srsly. T and R are right next to each other. And easy to be mixed up when typing...especially on iPhone and their tiny virtual buttons.

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Iamaninchworm 0

Clearly your behind if you think your mom jokes were last year.

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DavLynn 4

FYL?? You only have yourself to blame..

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Reminds me of Fez from That 70's Show. xD

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