By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 848
You deserved it 3 570

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DKjazz 20

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

AffrontedFetus 0

Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.


whybother8 0

carve it.. put a candle in it.. and go scare children.

iamEricCartmen 0

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

whoever did that is obviously a very funny person!!

Sacurason 0

Best. Prank. EVAR ( yes, the misspell was completely intentional )

prince122 0

carve your car company emblem.

OceanBreathesSal 5

31- goo-gone does not work at all. it just made things messier, for my situation at least.

there are better pranks. like duct taping someone to a roof in a mummy position while they are sleeping, releasing 3 chickens in a well populated building numbered 1,2, and 4. drywalling over someones door while they are gone, pouring hot sauce in a sleeping persons mouth so they wake up with intense burning. Rick rolling someone watching a Porno. glueing every single object in a room on the roof. pissing on a var foot handle in the winter so it freezes shut. changing every single persons locker code in a school. slipping acid in someones drink who hasn't ever done drugs. the list goes on...

iluvevil01 11

lol when I went to camp last week one of the camp counselors taped everything to the wall of one guys room. including his sleeping roomate. l have herad and seen many pranks but a pumpkin glued to a car? iv GOT to try that now!

Lmao who thinks of these kinda things?! :p

that's pretty funny! except for the acid part that's, not right, but ya haha

ibitehard 9

Think of it this way OP at least Dane Cook didn't do it, because then it would e a pumpkin bomb x3

anon2468 0

it sucks, but that is so TOTALLY an epic win for the guy that did it. who thinks of that kinda shit, anyway?

JuliaDragonNinja 0

not her real eyes, she used a coloring app or program. you can tell bc the white part of her eyes is blue. but if those where her real eyes, they would CREEP ME THA EFF OUT

where did they get a pumpkin in early July??? but an epic win anyway

dvdp112 0

I call bs this is made up.. everyone just think about the size and the weight of a regular sized pumpkin. then think about how much effen super glue it would take to accomplish adhering a pumpkin to a car.. lol cone on this cannot be real

isabel22 0

Who would do that wait where in your car is it noticeable?.

Pufferfish78 5

Very large pumpkins tend to be noticeable.

jaaaclyn 0

Ever heard of a capital letter? You're supposed to put one at the start of a sentence. Yes, I just played you at your own game, suck it!

car8o8line 5

A giant pumpkin? Any-*******-where

..A pumpkin at this time of year and randomly? Wow.

Lexi_Ray 5

the person that did it was pretty bored

I find the randomness of this comment hilarious!! XD I mean a pumpkin?! In July?! lmao And also, I'm wondering the same thing about your eyes Lexi. Because if they are you real eye color, wow.

yeah, are that your real eye colour cos it's amazingly bright.

No, it's not her natural eye color. look at the (what should be) whites of her eyes. They are blue tinted.

they could still be her real eyes though. my friend's eye whites go that colour when the flash on the camera goes off.

veryhighsleepygu 7

Now, look above me, children. This is what we call an online predator. On 4chan, they're known as 40 year old virgins who stalk women on the internet, because they're either too ugly or too fat to stalk in real life like the rest of us.

Yeah, eat the car, drive the pumpkin around :D

Maybe it's time to start a pumpkin delivery company?

IrishChic10 0

Or this person could advertise for pumpkin chunkin! :D

imnotcraZ 0

make a jack o lantern or pumpkin stew!

imnotcraZ 0
enonymous 8

This is gods way of telling you to get in the kitchen and make a pumpkin pie

KingGeorgeGal 12

What do you call guys that make kitchen jokes? Single.

Take a joke. Nobody is serious when they make kitchen jokes. You should probably get back in the kitchen though, make me a sandwich while you're at it.

enonymous 8

What do you call girls that assume the op is a girl? I'm not making a joke I want to know

They're called "bitches" enonymous.

DKjazz 20

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

3+ aperture calibration point. Another 5 if you know what that's from. :3