By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 00:31 - United States 4 1 2 49 Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 408 You deserved it 4 157 Tweet Share
By CLH - 25/01/2011 18:08 - Canada 3 1 38 10 Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 415 You deserved it 6 779 Tweet Share
By sickkid - 23/11/2009 18:05 - United States 0 0 5 55 Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML I agree, your life sucks 561 You deserved it 67 Tweet Share