FML : Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured...

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Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:17 / United States

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By Occam | 0

#172071 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a COCK.

By rukusrazor | 0

#172141 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.

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By Occam | 0

#172071 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a COCK.

brie3 | 0

#383840 - Friday 10 July 2009 5:49

lmao epic comment

xxbadassbitchxx | 0

#974489 - Monday 5 April 2010 16:06

lol

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5333699 - Monday 21 January 2013 20:02

A really embarassing moment! I said "ew" out loud when I read this. Cut him a break man, that had to suck.

By ragas | 0

#172075 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:48

oooo that sucks

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5333702 - Monday 21 January 2013 20:05

Agreed!! Unless... she liked chocolate drool... ;)

By Ridley_fml | 0

#172086 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:49

smooth chief

By dammn | 0

#172088 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:49

LOL DRY .

dymecoh | 2

#2025925 - Sunday 30 January 2011 17:32

or wet

By Kurmen | 0

#172091 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:49

Oh uncool

By Kurmen | 0

#172098 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:50

Oh uncool

By janeaudghk | 0

#172099 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:51

WAY TO GO 0-0

By greenman_fml | 0

#172116 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:53

Maybe she's into shit like that... as in shitting in people's mouths and shit. Worth a try.

By PureGold | 0

#172124 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:54

Embarrassing, but not FML worthy. Like, at all. =|

By Tehalon | 0

#172134 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Did you mumble aswell? You should have played it off as being mentally disabled, she would have understood and you wouldnt have to feel ashamed.

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