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By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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Occam 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a ****.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.

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Occam 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a ****.

brie3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:49

lmao epic comment

xxbadassbitchxx 0

Monday 5 April 2010 16:06

lol

angeluv_2014 22

Monday 21 January 2013 20:02

A really embarassing moment! I said "ew" out loud when I read this. Cut him a break man, that had to suck.

ragas 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:48

oooo that sucks

angeluv_2014 22

Monday 21 January 2013 20:05

Agreed!! Unless... she liked chocolate drool... ;)

Ridley_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:49

smooth chief

dammn 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:49

LOL DRY .

dymecoh 2

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:32

or wet

Kurmen 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:49

Oh uncool

Kurmen 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:50

Oh uncool

hhhhyoyoyo 1

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:51

WAY TO GO 0-0

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:53

Maybe she's into shit like that... as in ******** in people's mouths and shit. Worth a try.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:54

Embarrassing, but not FML worthy. Like, at all. =|

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Did you mumble aswell? You should have played it off as being mentally disabled, she would have understood and you wouldnt have to feel ashamed.

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