By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML
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You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a COCK.

Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.

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You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a COCK.

lmao epic comment

A really embarassing moment! I said "ew" out loud when I read this. Cut him a break man, that had to suck.

oooo that sucks

Agreed!! Unless... she liked chocolate drool... ;)

Maybe she's into shit like that... as in shitting in people's mouths and shit. Worth a try.

Embarrassing, but not FML worthy. Like, at all. =|

Did you mumble aswell? You should have played it off as being mentally disabled, she would have understood and you wouldnt have to feel ashamed.