Love: Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once...

By jakewr - 02/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

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Saturday 2 July 2011 11:57

Mmmm kitkats

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annahfaith 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:07

wait..... think about it.... which one do you love more?? the day you got married or the Kit-Kat?? :)) think about it for a min! lol

SleepOnStones 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:59

I don't blame you! CUZ KIT KAT BARS ARE THE SHIZZ! I would know, i just ate about 20 of them.

xSiiKxXxNaStYx 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:56

who cares you won... your life should be complete,( you better give that second kit kat to your spouse) if i were you id start partyin(;

cenax27 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:48

safe to say your comment was very intelligent, I applaud you

herpgirl101 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:13

I think this is more of an F her life.

milly_11 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:54

What an ass!

jacob12311 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:20

TUBBY!!!!!!!!

budd28 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:21

lmao .. funny

LOLLOSERRR 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:39

bullshit this us a group on Facebook

forfml 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:14

1. Haha that's pretty sweet. 2. that's also just awful. SHAME SHAME SHAME haha

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