By zzzgrady - United States


Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
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By  marinus_fml  |  19

At least the boss wasn't eating you out! Just kick the bloody vending machine 'till it comes out! If that doesn't work, maybe you should let your boss eat you out for some pocket money so you can buy one tomorrow.

By  chelle_starlight  |  0

hard luck, op, hard luck...umm... by any chance, did you bang your head against the glass in dispair? never know, if you had hit your forehead hard enough, it could have fell...

  tygerarmy  |  35

Bart Simpson: I Raged Against the Machine 'til all the candy fell out.

Seriously kick that piece of crap machine.
I found kickin' the sides work best.

Reese's Peanut Butter Pie is the greatest food on the planet and if I had a peanut allergy it would be my last meal.
RAtM is the greatest band ever.