It could have been worse. You could have bought $30 of cat food and a Snickers bar.

It could have been even worse than that. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, and a douche kit.

It could have been even worse than that. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, a douche kit, a bottle of Mad-Dog 20/20 and a lot of Vaseline.

it could have been even worse than the previous replies. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, a douche kit, a bottle of Mad-Dog 20/20, a lot of Vaseline, and drain cleaner for unclogging her pipes (if you know what I mean).

You left out the big honkin' cucumber and a butternut squash.

hahahahahahahhahaha oh god all of u r way to funny

Wait, but what in the world does a protein bar have anything to do with being a crazy cat lady?

Too bad she isn't a guy cause she gets a lot of pussy

hahaha funny shiitt!!

#57 epic win

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

this is very true. at least you're not THAT single cat woman?

Also keep in mind, if you make lots of trips to the store. this doesnt count. I often go buy litter/food for my cats. When I pour the last bit from the bag, i often go the 1 block and buy a new one right away. I also make 5-10 visits a week...

I hope you actually work those protein bars off, those things will make you faaaaat if you don't exercise.

they won't make you fat if you buy the right ones that have very low sugar...der

So what? Your the one that made yourself into That woman. If you don't like it then take charge of your life and make a change!
Oh and don't talk to your cats like they are people... it may freak out any potential suitors you may get.

Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...

Oh no, OP.. I used to work as a cashier.. I've had people come in and do that, but one of those women looked like a witch.. No kidding.. She had blonde hair and eye-liner.. She came in with her mum/ grandma sometimes.. Very creepy..

Well, on the bright side, at least it wasn't $30 worth of Häggen Däss. Also, I'd be more than happy to remedy the whole "single" issue.

Also, before I get flamed for poor spelling it it's actually Häagen-Dazs.

You could've saved yourself the trouble and wrote ice cream. Or Ben and Jerry's, which is much better anyway.

Why do you care so much about spelling?

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What is that? or a mad dog 20/20?

Mad Dog 20/20 is wine. Well, sort of. It's technically wine, but it comes in all variety of horrid citrus flavours. It's dirty, dirty, nasty liquor, but ye GODS does it ever get you drunk.

I agree with number eight

relyo- looks like you got flamed anyway. no good.

Yes, I was just going to ask if you had become THAT single woman.

Well, actually I wasn't.

Are you my stalker