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It could have been even worse than that. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, and a douche kit.
it could have been even worse than the previous replies. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, a douche kit, a bottle of Mad-Dog 20/20, a lot of Vaseline, and drain cleaner for unclogging her pipes (if you know what I mean).
You left out the big honkin' cucumber and a butternut squash.
Wait, but what in the world does a protein bar have anything to do with being a crazy cat lady?
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Also keep in mind, if you make lots of trips to the store. this doesnt count. I often go buy litter/food for my cats. When I pour the last bit from the bag, i often go the 1 block and buy a new one right away. I also make 5-10 visits a week...
So what? Your the one that made yourself into That woman. If you don't like it then take charge of your life and make a change! Oh and don't talk to your cats like they are people... it may freak out any potential suitors you may get.
Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...
Oh no, OP.. I used to work as a cashier.. I've had people come in and do that, but one of those women looked like a witch.. No kidding.. She had blonde hair and eye-liner.. She came in with her mum/ grandma sometimes.. Very creepy..
Well, on the bright side, at least it wasn't $30 worth of Häggen Däss. Also, I'd be more than happy to remedy the whole "single" issue.
Also, before I get flamed for poor spelling it it's actually Häagen-Dazs.
You could've saved yourself the trouble and wrote ice cream. Or Ben and Jerry's, which is much better anyway.
Why do you care so much about spelling?
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It could have been worse. You could have bought $30 of cat food and a Snickers bar.
Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...