By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 066
You deserved it 7 041

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I bet the cat got your tongue after that one.

You gotta be kitten me. Did you fall on a box of angry abandoned kittens?

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I bet the cat got your tongue after that one.

I don't really want to say it, but you got pussy whipped.

#1 I'm really feline that joke.

@1 I'm pawsitive that is not the only thing they got.

such a cat-tastrophy

These comebacks are Purrfectly funny. I hope OP can claw his way out of this one.

Are you Furr-Real?

You gotta be kitten me. Did you fall on a box of angry abandoned kittens?

OP was asked to pet sit for a friend. He just took it literally and ended up with another hole in the ass.

Those kittens sound like a real pain in the ass

I bet this is awkward seeing the cat in the top right corner

Sounds like an interesting cat fight!

If only OP was a girl.

Did you sit on them or they mistake something hanging as a play toy?

Or it could be evil intentions. Cats are evil little suckers..

I don't find them evil, just playful and not caring if you get hurt

It just takes kittens a bit to figure out that human skin is far more susceptible to claws than fur is.

Oh and those needly little claws and teeth... Arghh, so painful!

Either that, or some individual was having way too much fun with a laser pointer.

Wild kittens? What did you do to provoke them?

showed them his bum

Kitties are dangerous. Meow

Kittens are tiny! It's not difficult to pick them up and move them away from oneself.

Although when a kitten sees a full "moon" they turn into giant, ferocious cougars. It's similar to when humans turn into werewolves and is the only possible logical explanation :)

those boobs in your profile picture look dangerous

Wow those are some ginormous boobs!!! Sorry I had to say it...

@44 - i've never met a wild kitten, but i once tried to befriend a litter of feral barn kittens. their little claws are sharper than razors, and picking them up is indeed asking for stitches.

How did a kitten scratch your BEAR butt cheek?!?

I think I'd be more concerned as to why OP has a bear buttcheek!

perhaps he was trying to give them pink eye ?

24- thanks, I had a feeling I spelled that wrong X|

Bear butt-cheeks is funnier. Lycanthropy gone wrong.

Being mauled by little pussies literally... Even the reverse is not good enough to be a porn title... FYL

We want to hear the whole kit and caboodle!

Next time lie and say you fought off a panther. Then they'll be amazed at how much of a man you are.

im just not quite sure how to fight it with your bum...looks more like running away!

Perhaps they thought you stole their mittens, I know when I lose things I tend to blame others.