By richardmrcs - 8/7/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
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  KiddoKS  |  19

Although when a kitten sees a full "moon" they turn into giant, ferocious cougars. It's similar to when humans turn into werewolves and is the only possible logical explanation :)

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  kat_a_tak  |  18

@44 - i've never met a wild kitten, but i once tried to befriend a litter of feral barn kittens. their little claws are sharper than razors, and picking them up is indeed asking for stitches.