By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada
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You should have sang pussy cat pussy cat I love you yes I do, the cat might have only bit you once.
For fuck's sake, people! How many trite, overused goddamned pussy jokes are you people going to make? New material! NOW!
New material? Okay, here it goes... I'd like to paws and apologize, OP, for your wife's complete disregard fur your feelings. Purr-haps she didn't realize you got injured? Or maybe she was lion about being with her cat, and is really cheetahng on you? I'd say you have tabby open to all possibilities. Still, I hope you'll be feline better soon. ..that's all I've got, I'm all out of puns.