Pussy-whipped, more like?

You're a lucky man! You have two pussies to play with!

34- He sure does, it just seems as though one of them is a little too rough.

It seems like they both treated him poorly

Come back with a pelt.

A pelt or dog, both work. Preferably a Husky though :)

Husky & exquisite feline pelt bed. Problem solving like a sir

or "cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance"

or "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr."

or "and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon"

But the cat isn't sick

Poor kitty ):

56 - Why "Poor kitty"? It's with it's owner at home. What a rough life.

a moment of silence for our fallen comrade

Hey man we're limited by creativity lol

Seriously, these vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Yo Doc, you glad you're not training to become a gynaecologist?

Nice one Psyche

Thank goodness someone around here is setting things straight.

New material? Okay, here it goes... I'd like to paws and apologize, OP, for your wife's complete disregard fur your feelings. Purr-haps she didn't realize you got injured? Or maybe she was lion about being with her cat, and is really cheetahng on you? I'd say you have tabby open to all possibilities. Still, I hope you'll be feline better soon. ..that's all I've got, I'm all out of puns.

A little Liger on the cat references and this would have been purr-fect

Ehh MITM, we have a lot of puns too, but in the wake of all the pussy jokes, that's much better.

I was just kitten, Doc. I apawlogize if I offended anyone, claws frankly I'm a very nice purrson.

*claps hands* that was thoroughly entertaining! Love it :P

Doc, what did you expect

#12, Today, I almost killed something about 20 times my size that would have given me fresh meat for about 3 months. It got away and it's mate insists on stroking me. FML. or In Soviet Russia, pussy eats man!

stop

drop

And roll.

I think I love 29