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What a pussy
You're a lucky man! You have two ******* to play with!
34- He sure does, it just seems as though one of them is a little too rough.
It seems like they both treated him poorly
Well sounds like you're not getting or playing with any pussy tonight...
Bring it back to te vet again and come back with a dog ;)
Come back with a pelt.
A pelt or dog, both work. Preferably a Husky though :)
Husky & exquisite feline pelt bed. Problem solving like a sir
You should have sang pussy cat pussy cat I love you yes I do, the cat might have only bit you once.
or "cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance"
or "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr."
or "and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon"
Poor kitty ):
56 - Why "Poor kitty"? It's with it's owner at home. What a rough life.
What can I say? She wants the pussy.
That cat is her baby.
a moment of silence for our fallen comrade
For ****'s sake, people! How many trite, overused goddamned pussy jokes are you people going to make? New material! NOW!
Hey man we're limited by creativity lol
Nice one Psyche
Thank goodness someone around here is setting things straight.
New material? Okay, here it goes... I'd like to paws and apologize, OP, for your wife's complete disregard fur your feelings. Purr-haps she didn't realize you got injured? Or maybe she was lion about being with her cat, and is really cheetahng on you? I'd say you have tabby open to all possibilities. Still, I hope you'll be feline better soon. ..that's all I've got, I'm all out of puns.
A little Liger on the cat references and this would have been purr-fect
Ehh MITM, we have a lot of puns too, but in the wake of all the pussy jokes, that's much better.
Doc, what did you expect
stop
drop
And roll.
I think I love 29
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For ****'s sake, people! How many trite, overused goddamned pussy jokes are you people going to make? New material! NOW!
Well sounds like you're not getting or playing with any pussy tonight...