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  TorturedXeno  |  27

Pussy-whipped, more like?

By  NickaPLZ  |  26

A woman's love for her cat is strong.


New material? Okay, here it goes...

I'd like to paws and apologize, OP, for your wife's complete disregard fur your feelings. Purr-haps she didn't realize you got injured? Or maybe she was lion about being with her cat, and is really cheetahng on you?

I'd say you have tabby open to all possibilities. Still, I hope you'll be feline better soon.

..that's all I've got, I'm all out of puns.

  perdix  |  29

#12, Today, I almost killed something about 20 times my size that would have given me fresh meat for about 3 months. It got away and it's mate insists on stroking me. FML.


In Soviet Russia, pussy eats man!