By good husband - 30/4/2013 16:03 - Canada
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
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  TorturedXeno  |  27

Pussy-whipped, more like?

By  NickaPLZ  |  26

A woman's love for her cat is strong.

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New material? Okay, here it goes...


I'd like to paws and apologize, OP, for your wife's complete disregard fur your feelings. Purr-haps she didn't realize you got injured? Or maybe she was lion about being with her cat, and is really cheetahng on you?

I'd say you have tabby open to all possibilities. Still, I hope you'll be feline better soon.

..that's all I've got, I'm all out of puns.

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  perdix  |  29

#12, Today, I almost killed something about 20 times my size that would have given me fresh meat for about 3 months. It got away and it's mate insists on stroking me. FML.

or

In Soviet Russia, pussy eats man!