Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 345
You deserved it 133

Same thing different taste

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Throw a toaster in while he is taking a bath. Seems fair.

tiptoppc 19

It’s gotta be an eye-opening retaliation. Sort of a “Come To Jesus” moment, quite literally!

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Throw a toaster in while he is taking a bath. Seems fair.

tiptoppc 19

It’s gotta be an eye-opening retaliation. Sort of a “Come To Jesus” moment, quite literally!

tiptoppc 19

Turns out, the roommate is the dick to the party, not the OP’s member!

Wyoming25 3

That is going to be hard the deal with.

Wyoming25 3

That is going to be hard the deal with.

Your roommate was right -- that was funny!

There are more subtle ways your roommate could have told you he thinks you need to get more pussy. In all seriousness, that is totally uncool. I'd suggest doing the same thing to him, but the cat doesn't deserve to suffer.